bobbydanks

he did everything possible to miss it lmao

WILLY MAYS HAYES

embarassing

yeah we had gordon beckham hitting opposite field 8-10 a year. it makes people forget that other teams also hitting in our park.

0-2 count here comes another bloop

low and inside and he just did that beuatiful ball. still waiting for robert to hit oppo on all of those 900 outside sliders

I swear Benintendi has more accidental home runs than anyone i've ever seen

CHICKEN TENDI ON A SIT DOWN BLAST WTF

then strikes out on one up and slightly outside. yeah he's cooked again

vargas really tries to sell inside pitches as if they almost destroyed his ribs then hacks at outside pitches lately.

i'll eat my shoe on that one but no one was expecting him to pull the ball

our best hitter has been struggling lets make him bunt over a 180 ba guy

who took these children to karate lessons. yelling when you miss a baseball doesn't make the ball get hit harder.

I think the other teams having a new scouting report that we have players that will take any borderline pitch but swing at any outside pitch cost us a lot more than that. Hence everyone batting 200 and striking out looking now.

Imagine if we had a random first baseman out in rightfield instead

CHRISTIAN SLATER

wtf was that changeup call by the ump for houser?

We got soft tissue experts on the broadcast booth.

BUT THE SWING CHANGE guy is back to batting 180

CAN'T BANG TRASH CANS IN A DUMPSTER FIRE YOU MIGHT BURN YOUR HANDS

you should trade it for a PCA one, that guy who is all defense and will never be good at offense on the cubs

adios

i've never drank with a man that attended monday night mass

I have forsaken a few gods but this other team conjured up the devil, isn't that enough for a midseason victory?!?

ah s%*# i thought there were 0 outs