bobbydanks

just knock knock jokes and references to in may it gets nice out and you're all invited to come be drunk and retarded listening to the white sox in my horrific apartment

How is colt 45?

The White Sox have just traded for Andrew Vaughn.

all i'm saying is we want the perfect team and the perfect fans and if i was the coach and all of the fans of the team the problem would be solved and after a few koolaids at my island we could blast off into the world series comet.

hey i'm in my years that have seen a white sox championship and we're only losing because of people that won't have the same very specific problems that i have about everything including things that are outside of baseball.

Am I wrong? Why do you swing if all you have is two runners there when you could have just gotten on base? You're 3-1 and hitting it hard at the fucking infield is not the choice. also yes I'm day drinking. edit re: day drinking, now I can eat some food and hit up the bars for the playoffs of sports that Chicago also didn't qualify for

LOSING WHILE HITTING A FUCKING GROUNDER WHEN YOU NEED A RUN WITH SOMEONE ONLY ON FIRST IS SHITUATIONAL HITTING.

THAT WAS NOT SITUATIONAL HITTING

IN A PERFECT FUCKING WORLD THAT BALL WENT UP THE MIDDLE AND WE'RE STILL RUNNERS AT 1 AND 3

"DO YOU BUNT DOWN 3-0 WITH ONE RUNNER ON DOWN 12-9"~john schriffen in 3 games from now

still shouldnt have swang i guess is the only argument i'd had against that at bat

greenlighting a singles hitter would be the funniest thing

they should walk meidroth

DAMN THE WIND GOT THAT

WHO THE HELL IS CAPRA

BASED VAUGHN WE ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER f*** YOU MARINERS SCHRIFFEN WAS RIGHT

"it's been a power display" sox are down 5-6 lmao

"Call me Tim Elco" because he's not going to K

I'm not big on trolling but there has to be some way that we can use social media to get the white sox to have one of the commentators to say something ridiculous like "you know Korey Lee's name was originally spelled Corey Lee but he though Korey with a K sounded kooler with a k."

How does she pull every pitch into the parking lot, except the foul ball parking lot usually. kinda got in trouble for busting someone's truck we had to move the cars. this was rural s%*# years ago. when she landed one though it was majestic.

La Pantera almost hit that as hard as my friend's fat sister during softball who can only pull it.

can we just let Stone retire in peace and replace him with me and my friends joking about how much the sox suck with a hawk AI box. it exists the technology exists.

"kinda close" "good shorta close" "mastroubouni good at these"

Schriffen is literally the worst commentator in history.