bobbydanks

and all schriffen has to say is "the ball is just jumping today" ....

WHAT THE TAYLOR ALSO WHAT IS A LEAD OFF DOUBLE TO YOU SCHRIFFEN YOU MORON

feels like a bizarre time to complain but I think we needed that run.

Miguel has to make contact there though. As much as we loved him last week he can't just K there with 1 out.

SOX UP SEAMEN DOWN

it seems like every pitcher somehow magically paints the corner on meidroth's patience to get up 0-1 on him and it doesn't matter anyways

SACKS PACKED WITH TWO OUT OF THREE NON-SEAMEN

Yeah I assumed his defense was going to be terrible as well due probably the same projections. I at least thought he'd be C/1b/DH type with a lot of dingers. Instead he might be the most underrated player in baseball because he's gold glove tier at catcher now. Then again catchers implode.

time to stretch indeed

I dig Raleigh and I'd much rather face Arozarena

just walk Raleigh tbh

goddamn that was a slow rotation on that double play

doubling up on hitting the batter and ump lmao

oh boy

Wait we have a 6'7" reliever dude?

Has anyone been to batting practice lately? How often does he whiff there?

Maybe the 6th time through the lineup if they keep Evans in Luis Robert might hit a single. This guy is just braindead.

i wonder if robert will K against a marginal reliever. oh my bad it was the same guy he had 3 at bats against. which is worse.

I don't know what you're saying but hell yeah dude!

Not to be a debbie downer but every time every one else has a good game Luis Robert is still like 0-4 with 3 strikeouts which is I guess technically more important than if someone gets a double of off Cam Booser in the 8th

whopps

why

f*** em anyways

pardon my french but tom eiko is a fucking right handed jim thome

Greg Jones should wear a White Sox item his next at bat and just keep the joke going.