bobbydanks

vargas really tries to sell inside pitches as if they almost destroyed his ribs then hacks at outside pitches lately.

i'll eat my shoe on that one but no one was expecting him to pull the ball

our best hitter has been struggling lets make him bunt over a 180 ba guy

who took these children to karate lessons. yelling when you miss a baseball doesn't make the ball get hit harder.

I think the other teams having a new scouting report that we have players that will take any borderline pitch but swing at any outside pitch cost us a lot more than that. Hence everyone batting 200 and striking out looking now.

Imagine if we had a random first baseman out in rightfield instead

CHRISTIAN SLATER

wtf was that changeup call by the ump for houser?

We got soft tissue experts on the broadcast booth.

BUT THE SWING CHANGE guy is back to batting 180

CAN'T BANG TRASH CANS IN A DUMPSTER FIRE YOU MIGHT BURN YOUR HANDS

you should trade it for a PCA one, that guy who is all defense and will never be good at offense on the cubs

adios

i've never drank with a man that attended monday night mass

I have forsaken a few gods but this other team conjured up the devil, isn't that enough for a midseason victory?!?

ah s%*# i thought there were 0 outs

god has them where they want them i guess

f*** the disastros throw it right down the middle they will fail like their morals. we are god's team or at least the pope's

lets go Sky

beer league fucking ball down the pipe and this team would rather pass it around and smoke it instead of hitting it but naaaaaah we have to hear about how great the pitching staff of rejects are

what the f***

I love how whoever is doing commentary for either team just reads off 2019 luis robert reports instead of the current one: he fucking sucks

3 pitch k or 4 pitch k for robert?

why are the orioles so orange

Vargas fouled off two meatballs then whiffed at a dirt ball. back to earth fellas edit: although i do appreciate how hard he whiffs and makes it funny