bobbydanks

beer league fucking ball down the pipe and this team would rather pass it around and smoke it instead of hitting it but naaaaaah we have to hear about how great the pitching staff of rejects are

what the f***

I love how whoever is doing commentary for either team just reads off 2019 luis robert reports instead of the current one: he fucking sucks

3 pitch k or 4 pitch k for robert?

why are the orioles so orange

Vargas fouled off two meatballs then whiffed at a dirt ball. back to earth fellas edit: although i do appreciate how hard he whiffs and makes it funny

I was the accounting clerk and my aunt was the accountant. It's simple s%*# though, 1=2 and whatever.

What was Joey Votto's xBA in Charlotte?

that was a hanger

As much as I like Joey Votto, I don't think these random assertions are remotely accurate but you guys have fun with that

the perverse part of me wants to dismantle a couple of secondary prospects and grab all of these rockies. but i've always prefered mountains over these flat earth hitting fucks. not sure if we're the team to elevate anyone but as long as the elevator isn't under repair like the rest of the team...

sometimes when people get the runs they run too unfortunately luis robert is a baseball instead of a toddler shitting his pants, or is he?

I've spent nine minutes of research about the Rockies and it seems like their owner is just a happy go lucky idiot that doesn't know what to do but is hands on and likes his players. That's a pretty sick way to be the worst owner ever he probably is like doing other cool s%*#. not in like a bad way necessarily just incompetent he's more of a "i'm taking rafael devers on a hang gliding flight with ryan mcmahon" and "if he doesn't enjoy it i don't know what to do" type owners than the nefarious money dude

STOP EATING BIRDS LUIS ROBERT JUST SUCKS

Obviously the time change threw them off.

how the f*** do you fall for that

I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HIT THAT GAY. THEY'RE AN A ELUSIVE AND INTOXICATING BUNCH AND I DON'T WANT MY MAN PARTS NEAR THEM

just knock knock jokes and references to in may it gets nice out and you're all invited to come be drunk and retarded listening to the white sox in my horrific apartment

How is colt 45?

The White Sox have just traded for Andrew Vaughn.

all i'm saying is we want the perfect team and the perfect fans and if i was the coach and all of the fans of the team the problem would be solved and after a few koolaids at my island we could blast off into the world series comet.

hey i'm in my years that have seen a white sox championship and we're only losing because of people that won't have the same very specific problems that i have about everything including things that are outside of baseball.

Am I wrong? Why do you swing if all you have is two runners there when you could have just gotten on base? You're 3-1 and hitting it hard at the fucking infield is not the choice. also yes I'm day drinking. edit re: day drinking, now I can eat some food and hit up the bars for the playoffs of sports that Chicago also didn't qualify for