bobbydanks

WHAT IS GOING ON

are the houston astros the worst defensive team in the league or something

that reminds me of when my ex girlfriend took some swings at drunk softball and celebrated like she won an emmy for making contact

3-0 against amaya? give him the purple light

we're very good at climbing the scoreboard as well

WE ARE THE WALK SOX

It's insane how patient our rooks are in comparison to our veterans who just think looking at strikes counts and pulling outside pitches counts.

I was watching the Sky game real quick and missed it but I agree.

I'd trade your arguments that belong in another thread for a White Sox win.

OH WHAT A GRAB

We don't play the rockies for a few weeks why would I care about geology, geodude.

He's from south america and his nickname is something about tigers and miguel vargas has changed his pitching stance and shane smith is from england. I got it already, jeez.

I don't know if anyone mentioned it but him and Meidroth were chatting in the dugout a couple innings ago during one of those long interviews

Meidroth only complained to distract and discomlubobulate the other team there so it was technically his home run.

what a juxtaposition

here's rowand looking dapper last night at the fund raiser he brought up

he brought up being at a fundraiser involving bobby jenks. but very incoherently

I think the story was "we was talking about the outfield and then timo perez caught a line drive and uh i'm like damn. i'm sorry i was at the bobby jenks thing and i'm emotional" and then the inning ended. I mean it's possible he was just randomly asked to go into the broadcast from just chilling and drinking with his bros. edit: but realistically he was probably hanging out with ozzie.

all of houston's balls have been hard hit in the infield

Rowand living my dream of walking into the booth drunk and talking about a random Timo Perez play.

rowand is more lit than i am when i comment on here usually

This website i decided to check out for fantasy sports has projected Andrew Vaughn as the free agent that no one will pick up but can break out and it's so obvious that they've only seen the warning track balls not whiffing on three straight down the middle or even worse watching the third strike down the middle. the thing is if even if he hit 4 of those warning track balls he'd still be terrible like their other sweetheart jake burger is. edit: too many supposed analysts are only analyzing from a gambling or fantasy sports view point and that's not baseball it's being a weirdo online.

I used to love Robert btw and don't care if we trade him but why would you sell low? Make him live his deal out here until someone panic buys him. Same for Kopech.

What a terrible trade lets throw in Shane Smith too and get less than that.

in retrospect there was worse than zero reason for palacios to be up at that at bat even though he swung hard at the pitches he missed. hell why is that guy in the mlb besides some weird choice the management made. it felt like hiring a guy to walk to the store for you and he never had legs to begin with. what the hell was that roster decision?