bobbydanks

If we're all going to sit around jerking off because the White sox didn't completely lose a trade 20 years ago involving a player putting up similar stats to Robert then sorry but someone's going to have to bring more lube to the table for it to even be a worthwhile argument.

Watching the Cubs still try to get themselves back into the wild card race even if it's a longshot is the team we were told that Getz would put out there. If this team was filled with pimps and salma hayek they still wouldn't hustle.

Anyone remember when he said he'd give up every Bulls' trophy for another White Sox championship as if that was going to endear himself to either fanbase which is largely the same?

i'm going off of what we heard about Fedde and Crochet who had comparabile stats at the deadline. We should be grateful we have Vargas and Eder and who fucking ever. Nah I ain't grateful I'm sick of poison.

the team is down 5-2 and they have us yelling like we should think that luis robert hitting a single against a guy with a 9 ERA is god's gift to us

willing to admit that i was wrong our star signing midseason can definitely make minor contect and hit a single

stones pretending that any major league pitcher would be happy with 1 run the pitcher throws a challenge fastball fouled off now here comes down the middle

hey enough about the twins. that fools gold team of fuckheads.

the team is down 5-0 in a game that has taken several ump reviews to make sure that we aren't out there fielding toddlers.

so obviously we're going to build off of their two worst prospects

this team plays like the infield dirt is a sand trap

pretty good pitch is apparently 90 mphs inside in the zone to lefties that are pull hitters

So the Detoilets are going to regret signing Cole Keith before he played much too aren't they?

gotta keep them on their toes by striking out

these team just bended the rules with an infield fly rule so they just did it with offense too

The Tigers didn't expect a girl from highschool softball flyball to lead off.

Suicide squeeze with no one on this inning.

the white sox fucked up so hard they might have gotten someone out on accident

jesus christ it took them 4 people to catch a little league pop up and stone is trying to pretend it was on purpose

Ky Bush looked like me drunk trying to pitch and Vargas looked like me drunk trying to play third.

i'm never betting on sports again and cutting luis gil from my fantasy team tomorrow

Okay and is that a good thing? I was coked up the other day meeting with my parole officer and she was like see "this is the type of enthusiasm you need to get your life back on track, it's great seeing you this way." I was like "hell yeah" I'm not saying that we need to feed luis robert cocaine but we definitely need to see him respond and we need a reason to say "hell yeah" https://www.ewrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/210416-stone-cold-steve-austin-wwe-ac-845p-scaled-1.jpg

For the sake of my card collection i hope it isn't 2. But it's 2.

the athletics broadcast even brought iup

not sure how well versed you are in math but that's a range of about 300 players and at least 200 of them are going to be outside of the top 100