bobbydanks

he's given up more runs than the guy we traded him for today with his s%*# ass approach to the plate.

it's nice to breathe on every pitch for a change but i don't think this team has hit a changeup all year

swang at my grandma's fastball

I've watched like 5 hour documentaries about hawk harrelson and still don't understand any of it.

STRIKEZONES ARE OVERRATED

greatest team in history

getting it mispelled to prove it's me

yep i'm getting his jersey

as an aside how funny would it be to win now

yeeah but at least chase meirdoth had a good at bat

HELL YEA

alright bunt for no reason. lets just play it backwards. confuse the other team again

ah s%*# guess they gotta do the score runs part now

and we just forgo outs with the worthless guys to watch the fun new guys

vaughn has missed more pitches in literally down the middle than any other player i've ever seen this year. i don't care about his flyouts to the warning track.

outfield got more injuries than i have posts

the best we can do is sunflower seeds

cosarnit

got money on a 4 pitch strike out

i was going to say something about the other team having players so they can make mistakes against us then realized that the white sox are all mistakes anyways so we don't have that luxury

i got mlb pass and it's weird watching other teams hit baseballs on purpose. they probably weren't thinking "you know what we really need, a lame double play"

I like him because he has to be legit a psycopath to pick this team over other options. He's probably already invited ozzie and AJ over for a slap fight.

I don't really understand latin music, Moncada or that guy from the Mets but I know it's boring and annoying just like them as players. Partying to garbage that sounds like Celine Dion except with a hispanic guy singing it sounds like me partying to Celine Dion batting the last few years, who was more valuable as a player by just not being on the White Sox roster. What's Selena's OPS? Who gives a f*** about these guys? What he'll put up an prospected average of a 2.0 WAR if he played150 games which he won't play because he'd rather put together a fucking boy band. I hope he signs in New York with that other idiot so they can sing their way to 78 wins while the White Sox hate fun and win 50.

if only we signed that generational talent greg775

I wanted to get into another angry rant but I agree with your conclusion, even if he's been iffy at giving up the long ball since your post. He's a douche and so was Sale, but at some point when every good pitcher gets annoyed at the team and never the fanbase from what I can tell, even if we probably deserve it too. I think a lot of what the criticism about players that annoys me is that they're in the same system that annoys you. We're all like "cosarnit this team sucks" but we don't want everyone else to be the one saying it. It's also the reason why i've avoided watching any sports analysis regarding the bears this week. I mean eventually we have to own up but sometimes it's annoying when it's a dude on the internet instead of the reality.