bobbydanks

LOSING WHILE HITTING A FUCKING GROUNDER WHEN YOU NEED A RUN WITH SOMEONE ONLY ON FIRST IS SHITUATIONAL HITTING.

THAT WAS NOT SITUATIONAL HITTING

IN A PERFECT FUCKING WORLD THAT BALL WENT UP THE MIDDLE AND WE'RE STILL RUNNERS AT 1 AND 3

"DO YOU BUNT DOWN 3-0 WITH ONE RUNNER ON DOWN 12-9"~john schriffen in 3 games from now

still shouldnt have swang i guess is the only argument i'd had against that at bat

greenlighting a singles hitter would be the funniest thing

they should walk meidroth

DAMN THE WIND GOT THAT

WHO THE HELL IS CAPRA

BASED VAUGHN WE ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER f*** YOU MARINERS SCHRIFFEN WAS RIGHT

"it's been a power display" sox are down 5-6 lmao

"Call me Tim Elco" because he's not going to K

I'm not big on trolling but there has to be some way that we can use social media to get the white sox to have one of the commentators to say something ridiculous like "you know Korey Lee's name was originally spelled Corey Lee but he though Korey with a K sounded kooler with a k."

How does she pull every pitch into the parking lot, except the foul ball parking lot usually. kinda got in trouble for busting someone's truck we had to move the cars. this was rural s%*# years ago. when she landed one though it was majestic.

La Pantera almost hit that as hard as my friend's fat sister during softball who can only pull it.

can we just let Stone retire in peace and replace him with me and my friends joking about how much the sox suck with a hawk AI box. it exists the technology exists.

"kinda close" "good shorta close" "mastroubouni good at these"

Schriffen is literally the worst commentator in history.

and all schriffen has to say is "the ball is just jumping today" ....

WHAT THE TAYLOR ALSO WHAT IS A LEAD OFF DOUBLE TO YOU SCHRIFFEN YOU MORON

feels like a bizarre time to complain but I think we needed that run.

Miguel has to make contact there though. As much as we loved him last week he can't just K there with 1 out.

SOX UP SEAMEN DOWN

it seems like every pitcher somehow magically paints the corner on meidroth's patience to get up 0-1 on him and it doesn't matter anyways

SACKS PACKED WITH TWO OUT OF THREE NON-SEAMEN