PaleAleSox

He has 24 homers, Andrew Vaughn he is not.

Sadly that's all you missed.

I don't think it tracks anything over 107 mph.

That would explain the errors I think.

Once again, take your own advice.

He also said "I'm used to being mediocre because I'm a Sox fan" or some s%*# and got really upset that people thought the Sox had a decent enough June. He is the king of "lighten up."

Take your own advice.

"Don't get swept" is not being realistic. Cmon, man.

Pitching matchup in their favor but feel like weird s%*# happens in this awful stadium.

I like that his source is a tweet we all read.

The power of friendship would win him over.

Meh. They put up goose eggs after the first.

Cruz was puffing his chest so bad after getting the ground out last inning. Eat s%*#. Also, once again, the Sox demise is greatly exaggerated.

Should have been 4-3, honestly.

The Bananas

Ended up splitting the series. f*** the haters.

OKAY TRISTIAN BE SMART

That pitch wasn't even fucking close. I'm so mad right now.

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHECK SWING THAT PITCH CMON.

DO NOT SWING AT ANYTHING.

Okay Colson just a deep flyout. Cmon big fella.

Sam will deliver.

Vargas with a game to forget.

A wild pitch would be nice.

Somebody go tell the foodies to make up a rumor.