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I’d have Taylor go 2.

This ump can eat a turd.

Wow what a catch.

Andrew McCutchen on Twitter saying the league told him the balls are different this year. That’s why the Sox aren’t hitting homers!

Well, he sucked today.

He wasn’t even using his hands!

The camera is 8 miles away.

Rojas nodding his head like Degrom beat him. No dude, you are just fucking bad.

That first pitch to Quero was not even close.

Noda looks the part, at least.

The Sox ability (thus far) to "fix" Smith and Vasil is huge.

Really wasn’t even close enough to be called safe in the first place. Awful umpiring so far.

Why is Schiffren trying to always sell me on the improvement of the team?! I AM ALREADY WATCHING.

The camera angles in this ballpark are dreadful.

I don’t know if there can be a hot hand against Degrom. He is going to eat their lunch today.

Wish Tim would get a longer shot, but his approach right now is pretty bad. At least Noda can take a walk, and also seems to be a local guy.

Too early to judge when you have 4 positional players that should not be in the major leagues.

Go away Taylor.

Well the bullpen has looked good lately at least.

They have heart I’ll give them that.

Fletcher can do what Taylor does.

Well at least the perfect game and no hitter is gone.

Lately it’s meant they are about to launch the terrible player.

Jake looking chunkier.

Robert puts about as much effort into his swing as I do with my work on a Friday in the summer.