Cerbaho-WG

Bases jucied for the Cubs. Please win, please....

S Sosa singled to deep right Sounds like someone did the hop but fell up short!

Bears 7, Seahawks 0 after a quarter. Yes, I'm THAT f***ing bored.

Double f***ing play. Atta boy Colon! Rays up 9-6, FIRST PLACE HERE WE COME!

Excuse me while I go pop roughly several hundred pills to ease the pain.

f***. YOU. FOR. f***S. SAKE. PLEASE. DIE. ARRRRRRGH!

kenny Lofton better f***ing single here.

f*** YOU YOU f***ING FSN PIECES OF \\ insert the word f*** several dozen more time

Bases chucked for Everett!!

Jesus, can Wrigley just blow up or something? This is bordering on insanity here.

That was Chimp. HI I HAVE EYEBROWS THAT ARE THICKER THAN 2 X 4'S!!!

Good news, D-Rays up 7-6 on the Royals.

Memo to FSN: Cubs are struggling to keep above .500. Sox have won 12 out of 13. Absolutely pathetic that I have to watch these f***ing losers on the North side when the Sox should be aired. f***ing disgusting.

Bases juiced, one out.

Yup.

No hail in NW Indiana right now, no rain at all, actually. I hope the weather takes a day off tomorrow, don't want my mom's car being pelted on the way to see Mario and Jason.

Hitting - Maggs Power - Sosa Fielding - Maggs Speed - Maggs Arm - Maggs Steroids/Cork - Sosa

Trillian is very nice. But, ICQ is such a better program compared to AIM.

Hello, Houston Texans!

He was in Iraq.

They're one game under, I've got two days at worst.

Call me when they can reach over .500

Happens to everyone.

Did anyone not see this coming? My uncle is a Chicago cop, and told me a story about Sammy that was kind of condusive to my previous thoughts about him. Supposedly, Sammy was asked by my uncle's partner how he was doing and he replied "I hit two home runs!" "What was the score?" "Like 10-2 or something, but I hit two home runs!" I knew that the Cubs fans didn't know the actual score, but the players? Ouch!

I BET BOSTON WON, LOLZLZLZL!!!