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Hey, when do I get my moderator status?

Go take some Prozac and shut the hell up.

Thomas might get the call if Sweeney is unable to play.

Odd.

Rex, please don't compare Cotts to Aaron Myette or Matt Guerrier. I think my heart just skipped a few beats, whew.

If you ever say "That dog don't hunt" again, I swear my head is going to be implanted into the nearest wall. Just hate the phrase.

Replace if Glover is released in the off-season. Exactly who would we replace him with? Also, lay off the attacks unless you want to get banned.

Rauch projects as a 3-5 starter now. Prior to his shoulder injury, he was a surefire 1. Reports have been he's lost some speed on his fastball, and his curveball is slower and not biting as much.

Then how did he almost hit 20 dongs at the Met in AA? Oh yeah....

Hit a dong off of Aaron Myette.

You steal a base uncontested, but you don't get any credit for the SB since the D didn't cover the base.

Fielder's Indifference when you're up 11-2? I smell a beanbrawl coming.

LOL!!! Well, I did get a bit of a gash on the right side of my face, as you can see here: Yes, I need a haircut, shutup. At least the glasses cover up my skin infection.

Received my Family Guy DVDs in the mail today, yay! Oh, and those are new Oakley sunglasses as well. Cool 105 bucks right there for the shades.

I'd have to murder my Dad to get the 740iL. I still want the Z4, though.

How did you figure OBP without HBP's or sacrifice flies? I couldn't find those stats. Baseball America.

http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/...t=.jsp&c_id=cin Official release.

Already beat you to it: http://www.soxtalk.com/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=6423

Hawk said it over the D-Rays/Sox matchup. I'll look for a press release. More info on Dunn: Throws right, 25 years old.

for Scott Dunn, pitcher for AA Chatanooga. Not that bad of numbers: 40 1/3 IP 31 H 16 BB 54 SO 3.79 ERA 8 SV

The X5 is sweet... I'm either getting that or the Infinity FX45 this fall. I like the Z4 a lot better. The thing flies, and looks well to boot.

Some other stats I calculated for Reed: .371 BA .535 SLG .451 OBP .986 OPS

WHIP WHIP WHIP WHIP! Most important pitcher's stat right there.

By that logic, Dontrelle Willis should be failing like a moron at the major league level. Deception and movement can do wonders, ya know.

Yeah, I did see the C Castillo.