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My FSN is AWOL today. Bollocks.

Cysts are below your skin. If it is a cystic zit, they'll eventually come to the surface. Just don't touch the thing, it will eventually run its course and die.

If we trade for Tejada, and let him go, we might set a record for first round picks in the draft.

http://www.local6.com/news/2310988/detail.html ROFL.

Not to gloat, but....wait I'm going to gloat: BMW 740iL, yeah be envious. My Dad is basically set on buying one, although he tried out the BMW SUV today. If he gets the SUV, my Mom and I will kill him.

D, we're basically obligated to go into Liberia. We practically made the country.

If anyone goes from the Angels it better be Ben Weber. I almost cry with laughter everytime he pitches.

I loved how Thomas was vouching for Damaso to be in the game. More reason to love Frank right there.

Webster is a legitimate 5-tool projection, but after following him the entire season, I find it highly doubtful he will delevop the power some people have mentioned. Webster is much more athletic than Reed, so many believe he could become a much better version of Reggie Abercrombie with better plate discipline and less power. Webster's projectability makes him have a bigger upside than Reed. Reed, on the other hand, doesn't really have any need to grow in any aspect of game, with the exception of his power numbers, maybe. Reed is a very solid gap-to-gap hitter, but I don't know if those doubles will ever become homers. At the beginning of the season, Reed was far behind Webster, but I think it's vice-versa right about now. Reed's plate discipline is just the icing on the cake.

Webster has a lot more "upside" than Reed.

Nice avatar. Homestar runner!

You see how Bryan Anderson hit for the cycle yesterday Mike? Yeah, but Nanita is my boy. FIU for life, baby!

Great call, but whenever I hear Hawk's call of Bo Jackson's homer in '93, I get chills. Watch the video again, look at the guy in the bullpen as Thomas' homer flies out. Think he's happy?

Got back from the Doctor; I have an infection ON MY DAMN FACE. I learned that some cyst I had bursted open and I now have, I believe, cellulitis. I barely even touched the cyst, and it burst, go figure! But, get this, I got it in the worst place possible, near my blood vessels TO MY f***ING brain. I could die from this, but hey, gotta laugh at it. I got a shot in the ass, and some penicillin to take for the next week or so. I love it, I get these "exotic" diseases, earlier in the year, part of my lung blew open, now this. Good times! Word of advice, never even touch your face, don't even THINK about doing it, because I barely even ran my fingers over the cyst and the thing blew.

I'm hoping I get an eyepatch just so I can go running around saying, "Yarrrrr, I'm a pirate!"

Here's a pic, enjoy it:

Woke up this morning, something felt a little funny in my eye. Whenever my eye was open, felt like something was poking out of my eye. So, I got up, went to the mirror and what do I see? It looks like Lennox Lewis just f***ing clobbered me in my left eye. The bag, or whatever the f*** it is, has swelled up about an inch and a half compared to the rest of my skin. Looks like a tear duct might have been clogged. Hooray, going to the doctor in three hours!

You're dead.

Once all of KC's rookie pitchers hit 150 IP or so, they'll fall apart. I doubt any of them have pitched 170+ IP anyawys.

Daver kind of shot himself in the foot when he thought that Danny Wright was the next coming, and could "throw five pitches for strikes". I'm waiting to see his 4th pitch.

I'm going to cry. My boy A-Web in a Rangers Uni? Screw that. But, to be honest, after seeing the emergence of Jeremy Reed and the drafting of Anderson, Nanita, etc, seeing Webster go wouldn't be that bad. I don't know why the Rangers would want Webster, though. They need pitching really bad, and the only decent/good prospect on that list is Webster.

Someone to replace Danny Wright, PLEASE!

Frank could buy me a new BMW, so yes, it could get better.

Holy s***, that looked like a damn mortar round in the sky.

GOODf***INGBYE