Cerbaho-WG

3-3 now. 2 2Bs. Holy hell.

Aww yeah, Alexei!

That wasn't even close.

Dodgers owners clearly not content with overpaying for the team in the first place, now demanding Crawford's terrible contract.

QUOTE (scenario @ Aug 23, 2012 -> 10:11 PM) A few Law gems... Flashback to right after the 2010 draft.... Keith, what are your thoughts on Chris Sale? Klaw (1:25 PM) I ranked him 47th. The White Sox took him 13th. You do the math. In his 'scouting report', Law rated Sale's slider as a '40' on his MLB Draft Grading Scale, with a projected future rating of '45'. A 40 on that scale translates to "Well below-average ability". A 45 is still below average and translates to "11th/12th men on a pitching staff". From a later discussion... Do you like Chris Sale's move to the rotation and where do you see him as a future starter? Klaw (1:35 PM) No, I don't. And this is a prime example of why Keith Law doesn't work in baseball, and shouldn't. If you want to express alarm over Sale's mechanics and thus his longevity, I can see that. Kind of. But rating Sale's slider as a 40? Sorry, you haven't a clue what you're talking about. Full stop. Law working as a minor league guru for ESPN is as cushy a job that exists. When they're not farming out their minor league "analysis" to Baseball America, who the hell else is ESPN going to ask about minor league prospects? Jim Bowden? Jayson Stark? Keith Law can be a ignorant, raging dickhead all he wants because there is approximately no one at ESPN who knows jack s*** about the minor leagues.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Aug 21, 2012 -> 09:39 PM) It's been reported that Sox brass absolutely does not care about that clause in his contract. The only thing I don't get is why the constant crying poor in the media... Oh, didn't know about that. Makes more sense. Thanks for the heads up.

Wait, now Myers will finish another game? DAMN YOU, BECKHAM

GRAND f***ING SLAM

That inning sucked. Four balls killed, only one run.

Yardwork, b****es

Alex! Now let's f***ing get him in.

Four pitchers in the bottom of the 5th? Die in a fire, Girardi.

IF WE JUST WAIT UNTIL BECKHAM IS 42 YEARS OLD, HE'LL SNAP OUT OF IT

s***, he was all over that.

Hahahahaha can't even bunt right.

Terrible luck.

For f***'s sake.

Thanks again, Eeyore.

Thank you for being terrible, Ichiro.

I wish Cooper was wearing a mic. Live.

Might as well just get Santiago up now.

Wow! What a play.

Well, this blows already.

Danks pulled from tonight's game in Charlotte. Have to assume that De Aza is headed to the DL.

And Nate Jones continues to not deserve a roster spot.