Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her

Haven't been able to follow along in thread tonight. Who do we think we have available in pen? Are we expecting Newcomb to open tomorrow?

I'm at bar #2 tonight. In NW burbs. Pray for me.

Even if he only pitches 1 ass cheek off, he's probably worth a call up

Let's win a god damn ballgame

Lol wut

Fun Fact: Will Venable scored 16 points in an NCAA Tournament game in 2004.

That's 3 changes

This is bad logic

Balls/strikes need to be fully ABS

I forgot about that. He was ao bad. And then magically turned it around the next season.

I like Will but he made some costly mistakes tonight. Shake it off and get at it tomorrow

Fire Will!

Who cares about handedness. You walk the potential MVP

Have to walk PCA

30% walk rate is hilarious

Ump is an embarrassment

Hell of an AB, kid

Here comes another change

Holy f***

Miggy and Meidroth hurt us tonight

Hagen kinda makes sense in Manfred ball. Not a lot of contact

Taylor is definitely not available