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QUOTE(robinventura23 @ Apr 17, 2006 -> 08:47 PM) EAT s*** is right. The Royals are truly a sad, pathetic team. Jose looked amazing - 1 hit!! Cliff - Ozzie picked the perfect team for him to try and get back to form Paulie - He's continuing to earn that paycheck. Boone - I love how he delivers, hard to believe he came from Singe-A. Brian Anderson - He's continuing to cool off the catcher. Comcast Sports Net - Still the cutting edge in sports broadcasting. Only Brian Anderson could strike out 3 times against the f***ing Royals. :rolly Whats his issue anyhow?

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 17, 2006 -> 08:37 PM) I'll stick to my prediction that a White Sox pitcher will throw a no hitter this season. Great to see Cliffy get back to form. Cliffy was all over it tonight. He and Cotts get back to '05 form and we're unstoppable.

EAT s*** ROYALS!!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T SERIOUSLY EXPECT TO COME INTO OUR HOUSE AND GET A WIN DID YOU..........COME ON........LETS BE REALISTIC HERE. COUNT OWNS ALL KONG IS ON FIRE GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They need to invoke the slaughter rule here. This is just too much.

QUOTE(sox-r-us @ Apr 17, 2006 -> 01:45 PM) It seems to me like all of these 3 teams will be there all the way in this division..... Who do you fear the most and why? All of them seem to have pitching and hitting, and while they all have some flaws, so do we..... Hitting: I would rank it as: Tiggers, Indians, White Sox, Twinkies .... in that order Starting pitching: I would rank it as: White Sox, Indians, Twinkies, Tiggers Bull Pen: I would rank it as: Twinkies, Indians, WHite Sox, Tiggers Your Thoughts? Who do you fear the most? PS: Assume teams stay healthy relatively throughout the year I dont give a f*** where these teams rank. They better f***ing fear us!!!!!

Count just flat out owned the world tonight. f***ing awesome!!!!!

LET THE CONGA LINE AROUND THE BASEPATHS CONTINUE!!! LMFAO 8-0 now

This is men against f***ing boys here. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

THOME RULES ALL 6-0 GOOD GUYS WOOT!!!!!!!

Count is mowing em down again!!!! Whens the last time he even came close to losing?!

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QUOTE(Sam @ Apr 17, 2006 -> 11:37 AM) I think it's safe to say no matter how long his sentence is -- he will unfortunately die in prison. Why is that unfortunate? His shenanigans cost an entire family their lives.

QUOTE(Felix @ Apr 16, 2006 -> 06:42 PM) Buehrle should put a clause in his next contract allowing him to tarp dive LOL Let me tarp dive or Im going to St. Louis. LMFAO!!!

QUOTE(Wedge @ Apr 16, 2006 -> 05:46 PM) The bullpen really scares me. Hopefully it does not prove to be the Achilles Heel of an otherwise dominant team. Cotts and Politte are fighting it right now. Once they get it together I think we'll be alright. If Thornton can keep it together thats a nice bonus.

QUOTE(rangercal @ Apr 16, 2006 -> 02:11 PM) I see Thomas getting 30 Thome getting 45 . So Thome will need NEXT year to pass frank IMO You are assuming that both men stay healthy all season. I definetely dont see Thomas staying off the DL but I think Thome can as good of shape as he's in.

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Apr 16, 2006 -> 05:03 PM) Hmm, let's see, we obviously haven't played anywhere NEAR close to our best ball yet. However, we are currently tied for 1st in the division. Our pitching has not been as good as we all know it will be, and Scott Podsednik barely has been on base! The pitching will come around, the hitting is here, and Pods was 2-2 today and stole a base! This summer is going to rule! We're just getting started dude. There's a whole crapload of White Sox Winners yet to come.

EAT s*** BLUE JAYS!!!!!! GO BACK TO TORONTO OR WHEREVER YOU'RE HEADED NEXT AND TRY AGAIN........ NO SERIES WIN FOR YOU JACKASSES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVV 2 out damage!!!!

EAT s*** BLUE JAYS!!!!!! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD COME IN HERE AND MESS WITH US?!?!?! HELL f***ING NO!!!! KONERKO 4 BLUE JAYS 2 MARK BUERHLE OWNS YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191826,00.html LMFAO!!!!!! Insert your own jokes here. This is too easy for me.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 15, 2006 -> 06:33 AM) I screwed up, I meant to vote for Al Gore, could someone please recount the votes? You vacationing in Florida or something?

RIP EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MB will get us back on track!!!

QUOTE(samclemens @ Apr 15, 2006 -> 09:05 AM) this story is bulls***, and it has already ruined the coach who resigned career. of course the media jumped all over this before they knew anything except what a drunk stripper who had no evidence alleged, because it would have been so sensational. i wouldnt be suprised if there are perhaps some defamation or at least invasion of privacy suits on behalf of some of the players (for placing them in a false light). this reminds me of how richard jewel got lambasted during the '96 olympics and tom brokaw said he was guilty on national news. not suprisingly, jewel is still suing several defendants for defamation, and has already collected millions in settlements from other defendants who were smart enough to settle. Now that would be some justice there. Here's hoping the LaCrosse team puts the squeeze on this politician CALLING himself a District Attorney.

QUOTE(EvilMonkey @ Apr 14, 2006 -> 10:07 PM) IN a nutshell, a librarian, after seeing the book list for a freshman reading program loaded with books that he thought had a liberal bent, he suggested 4 books that had a conservative bent. He is then charged with sexual harrassment because three seriously inadaquate professors complained that the books made them feel 'unsafe'. GET A LIFE! What a bunch of sorry POS's. The whining of America continues.