knightni

Benson by 2pm tomorrow:

QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Aug 28, 2005 -> 11:04 PM) didn't do one....and look what happens... Good job I was about to say the same thing. :finger Just teasin'. It isn't your fault that Freddy was tipping his pitches tonight.

QUOTE(maggsmaggs @ Aug 28, 2005 -> 03:08 PM) Seriously, what the hell is he smoking? This makes no sense. Yeah, I dunno. Yahoo has it that way as well. Must be official.

Uribe at 1st, Blum at SS according to ESPN.com.

If it isnt an error, then Ozzie's back to his "Sunday lineups" again. :headshake

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Aug 28, 2005 -> 03:00 PM) Da Coach said on the Score earlier that Orton should start. The Bears are going with Orton, this could get real ugly or this could be something special. His depth chart looks like this: 1.) Orton 2.) Blake 3.) Kittner It will be ugly no matter who starts for them if all they have is Orton, Blake, Kittner and Hutchinson. So, they might as well start the one who looks the best in preseason and see how it goes.

I've also heard that according to scientists, no one should be able to hit a baseball over 500 ft.

:begood

QUOTE(wsox08 @ Aug 28, 2005 -> 03:29 AM) It's my bday too.. SO? :rolly I will make a thread for you as well...

QUOTE(jamslam @ Aug 28, 2005 -> 02:41 AM) We had the best record in baseball almost the whole time, not a curse They thought the "Indians Blow" thread and the magic numbers were letting the Indians win and the Sox to go on a losing streak. Superstitious people... sheesh.

QUOTE(jamslam @ Aug 28, 2005 -> 02:27 AM) knightni, what happened to the magic number dance? Everyone thought that it was a curse, so I 86'ed it. Here: 26

YES! 26!

It was my joke that helped him say what he said about Crede. Same with my Timo joke in the Timo thread.

Garcia 11-6 3.54 ERA vs. Moyer 10-5 4.29 ERA Let's sink those sad sack sea captains!

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Aug 27, 2005 -> 02:59 PM) This post has been edited to remove objectionable material. Soxtalk encourages a free discussion between its members, but does not allow personal attacks, threats, graphic sexual material, nudity, or any other materials judged offensive by the Administrators and Moderators. Thank you. Ah crap. I did it again. No more jokes for me, sorry.

QUOTE(sox-r-us @ Aug 27, 2005 -> 04:10 PM) This post has been edited by the Soxtalk staff to remove objectionable material. Soxtalk encourages a free discussion between its members, but does not allow personal attacks, threats, graphic sexual material, nudity, or any other materials judged offensive by the Administrators and Moderators. Thank you. Sorry, my bad for making a joke.

I love head2head scoring in NFL fantasy. Are we using it?

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 27, 2005 -> 01:37 PM) I'd do it simply because I could pretend I was Wyle E. Cyote looking down to the bottom of the canyon after he runs out of road and right before he holds up the sign that says 'Gulp!' and starts to fall.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Aug 27, 2005 -> 02:09 PM) DO IT COUNT!!! That worked well. Do a Garcia one now.

Those Heavy Metal chicken guys are pretty damn funny. Have you seen the one where they try and cross the road?