QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Feb 28, 2008 -> 12:50 AM)
Let (the Cubs) play (at the Cell). Let's welcome them in with open arms and make them feel like they're at home. Turn off the jumbotron, close all parking lots, close half the bathrooms, and only sell hot dogs and popcorn at the concession stands. As an added bonus, I'll volunteer to drop bricks on people's heads periodically throughout each game.