EvilJester99

Maybe Sammy will say he only used roids for batting practice to show off for the fans... and mistakenly took them b4 games.....

Willie coming to grips with it?? Hell what choice does he have really?

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 17, 2005 -> 02:04 PM) I've got a bad taste in my mouth about Curt.... Is it just me or does anyone else feel like he was talking like his s*** don't stink..? That's different from when??

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 17, 2005 -> 12:55 PM) LMAO... ISSA referencing using a corked bat as cheating.. Sosa must be pissing his pants!! Bahhh Sosa thinks he is bigger than all this....I hope Sosa gets nailed when they talk to him.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 17, 2005 -> 12:53 PM) If they prove he's lying, it would be perjury. Yes you're right.. lying under oath is perjury... Doh.

They have to have proof he is lying though...but it could be contempt.

Frenchman talking to King Arthur: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries...now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!

QUOTE(KevHead0881 @ Mar 17, 2005 -> 12:44 PM) ESPN Report: Sosa will deny using steroids. Big surprise there. I wonder if Sosa will start screaming at the board like he did the reporter when asked if he has taken roids...

I use to play football through HS and have seen plenty of roid heads and most of them get so f***ed up its not even real.

QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Mar 17, 2005 -> 12:32 PM) How scary to be buying this stuff from foreign countries....so you get this stuff, and probably can't read the bottle...scary. Its like it was said about people buying meds from Mexico. That they were crushing up drain cleaner and selling it as Viagra and other things...can you imagine someone getting some bad s*** like that?? I wouldn't trust buying anything like that online from anyone.

King Arthur fighting the Black Knight Black Knight: I'm invincible!!!! King Arthur: You're a Looney!

"Lifes a piece of s***...when you look at it" Life of Brian...Monty Python.

QUOTE(ptatc @ Mar 17, 2005 -> 12:10 PM) The moron from Indiana just asked the researcher if "the research on animals shoed an improvement in hand-eye coordination" becuase this would benefit baseball players more. How would you test this? Last time I checked animals do not have hands. Knuclehead Yeah our rat has been hitting Roger Clemens like fastballs ever since we started him on roids... what a f***ing dope...

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 17, 2005 -> 12:04 PM) Woah.... Westmoreland "could the basketball players going into the stands be a result of roid use...?" I would say that more of Artest being a freaking psychopath more so than being roided up.....

Frank testify yet or does anyone know when he will?

Band of Brothers is an awesome HBO show. I enjoyed it a lot. It very telling of what they faced and how hard it was back then. I enjoyed mostly when they talked to the original soldiers and they tell their stories some of them were hilarious.

Its not really going to matter what question they ask for most if not all will plead the 5th and everyone will have to imply whatever they want to that.

Correct me if I am wrong but those were the first runs he gave up all spring as well right?? He is eventually going to do that every now and again. I wouldn't worry too much about him.

Hell if you could get Pitt to take Borch or Willie or maybe Diaz for him then it would be a decent deal.

Wow 2 innings of no hit ball for the "Tee ball stand". I am shocked and amazed.. then again it is only the "Royale with Cheese" he is pitching against.

QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 12:46 PM) Midgets stool our keybaords.. ON a side note.. Who is pitching this time around? You've got midget stool on your keyboard?? That has to be friggin nasty.

Worker on the railroad says to the Sherriff, "Hey we heard you were hung" Sherriff "And they were right too". Blazing Saddles is one of the best

From Interview with a Vampire: "May flights of demons wing you to your rest"....

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 07:38 PM) I think he is too far down the line to ever get a chance with the Sox. Being a right-handed reliever is about the worst thing you can be in the Sox minor league system right now. Actually, I was just wondering if he was pitching in Charlotte or BHam?

I am kind of wondering where Matt Smith is going to pitch this year. He has looked pretty damn solid when I have seen him pitch.