EvilJester99

Seems like Levine is off since his mom died recently I believe...he seems distracted understandably so

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 07:09 PM) i vote on no 2 sigs either Take it easy now...you're askin a lot :finger

I have to admit I had to stop viewing sigs because it slows the hell out of my puter....most are cool but they take friggin forever to load sometimes...

Raul Mondesi and the Braves have agreed to a one-year, $1 million contract, the AP reports. At that price, it's a nice signing by John Schuerholz. Mondesi said he picked the Braves over the Orioles because he was promised a starting job. He'll likely play right field and bat sixth or seventh. Jan. 13 - 5:02 pm et

Looks to be a typo... I would ask for a refund lol Should be "Loved ones"

Here is an old joke I liked..... A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some idiot wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No way??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

Good to see Borchard hasn't lost a step...struck out by a young kid!! That is awesome that the Sox are so into the community...

Believe me ... we don't belong in Iraq....I hate the fact that Dubya had a hard on for Saddam.

Another thing thats always interesting is everyone hates America so much but yet when something bad happens who is one of the first contries they run and cry to?? Then when they get helped all they do is b**** and cry about how back America and its people are. If I had my way I would let the world figure out their own damn problems and let America work on its problems and see how that works out....

I also think one of the main reasons people don't like Americans is because most Americans couldn't careless of what they think of us...its our arrogance that pisses most people off....to me its better than groveling for people to love us....

Oh yeah forgot we have to make those millions.....

Ummmm I think its not a news flash but most people around the world hate Americans....for what ever reason they can dream up. :banghead

s*** if thats the attitude I think the US has helped those ungreatful bastards enough....have fun rebuilding your country by yourself....but thats just me.

They don't b**** about it because it doesn't help their bashing of JR...

Well my thought is on it. Bush should have kept after Bin Laden...isn't he the one who harmed our country more than Saddam? Didn't Bin Laden pose more of a threat?? Yet he had to rush right into going after Saddam and not finish what he should have in Afganistan...Truely myself I highly doubt catching Bin Laden was all that high on Dubya's list anyway but thats just me being a conspircy nut...hehe

My theme song use to be Sober from Tool...good tune.... bad meaning though hehe

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 10:37 PM) Nope never saw it...But it would be a good funeral song (or wedding song...).... Theres a difference??

Of course it was bulls***...Dubya needed an excuse to go finish what his old man didn't have the balls to do in the 1st place....

I'm too sexy!! I forget the performer...

Am I Evil?? Metallica....

I thought it was the theme from the "Gong Show"

Jugger... You need to get a woman and by the looks of it badly... LOL

Another one is to use a black marker to color a thumb tack and sit it on someones chair...when they sit down you will see them jump....

Thing I use to do is if they drink coffee or water or whatever from a paper cup or what not like that. I would make pin holes near the lip area and when they tip it up to drink it pours onto their shirts....

I want the Ron Santo sound bite... Of NOOOOO NOOOOOO!!!!