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TheBlackSox8

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  1. QUOTE(ARamMe @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:32 PM) Hey guyz. I love the cubs and always have for years. I have a Keri Woods shirt and it is the coolest of cool. I alos think that sammy is the best and he never cheated no matter what they say. He is gonna help the cubs win it all this year. I am a cool guy and the ladies all love me and we go to the places by cubs park to party and be cool. I can love the sox ladies too and if you want to git wit me, here is my picture. I ate the spigetti at Hairy Carries diner with the ball in it and that will break the curse of the bartman goat. typical cub fan stereotype...lmao
  2. QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:28 PM) Pulp Fiction is one of my all time favorite movies... Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherf***er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n***** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. I laugh everytime i hear this line...
  3. Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERf***ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett: Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What, I-? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er. Say "what" one more goddamn time. Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a b****? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A b****? Brett: No! Jules: Then why you try to f*** him like a b****, Brett? Brett: I didn't. Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
  4. Pulp Fiction Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is. Jules: Then what do they call it? Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese. Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac? Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac". Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper? Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
  5. QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:22 PM) The overall story is not as good, bu the charecters are better and far more funny. It's not as violent/gory either.
  6. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c***... me.
  7. Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you? Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
  8. QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:10 PM) I'm gonna go home and watch it tonight, you got me geeked on it again. where do you find the script? http://imdb.com/title/tt0208092/quotes
  9. Errol: f***face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he? Turkish: f***face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum.
  10. QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:06 PM) Bricktop is one of my favorite film characters of all time. Oh I see your lady friend speaks. i like brad pitt's character Mickey....god he plays that part excellent...
  11. Policeman: So, what you doin here? Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem? Policeman: What's in the car? Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel. Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: You'll have to say that again, I don't think I heard you? Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: How could you lose him, he's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-f***ing-spicuous.
  12. QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:01 PM) Snatch i so classic, how could I forget. "Sit down and shut up you big, bald f***". 'Now I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than sunny, warm beaches and cocktails with little umbrellas in them' 'C'mon Avi, we have beaches here.' 'Yeah? Well who the hell wants to see em'. Yeah...watching it right now and just passed that part...
  13. More Snatch: Tyrone: I didn't see it. Vinny: It's a two f***ing ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of f***ing peanuts now is it? Tyrone: It was at a funny angle. Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.
  14. QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 11:48 AM) That movie "Snatch" was awesome.... Yes.....yes it was....watching the "burned" version right now.. Avi: Eighty-six carats. Rosebud: Where? Avi: London. Rosebud: London? Avi: London. Gemologist: London? Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary f***ing Poppins... LONDON.
  15. If UNC beats whoever in the NCAA final(if they make it there) I win 300 dollars...yeah. I have UNC beating Illinois in the final-so this can be precipitated as bad news....lol
  16. Snatch Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey f***** balls. Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey f***** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f*** off.
  17. just adding garbage threads to the pile if we keep getting "cub fans" joining the site...LOL. Wonder which soxtalk member it is?
  18. great joke for a message board. Can't get much better than that....LMAO..
  19. QUOTE(Tmar28 @ Mar 31, 2005 -> 02:41 PM) and it's a GIF so i think you'd have to do it frame by frame not really
  20. QUOTE(T R U @ Mar 31, 2005 -> 11:23 AM) Im going to see it tomorrow morning, first showing.. I doubt anyone will be there, they are at work and school and I get to kick back and watch this movie.. looking forward to it EDIT: blacksox, where did your avatar go hmmm....alone in the theatre, watching a movie where alba's a stripper, and has Rosario Dawson...Carla Gugino...Jaime King...Britney Murphy. I wonder...
  21. QUOTE(T R U @ Mar 31, 2005 -> 11:23 AM) Im going to see it tomorrow morning, first showing.. I doubt anyone will be there, they are at work and school and I get to kick back and watch this movie.. looking forward to it EDIT: blacksox, where did your avatar go dunno i'll reload it
  22. spoiler pics of anakin towards the end of Star Wars III................ spoiler1 spoiler2
  23. QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Mar 31, 2005 -> 10:41 AM) I am totally amped about 'Sin City". Anyone? Anyone? yeah...hellz yeah. Going to watch it after i get off work hopefully.
  24. QUOTE(chisox2334 @ Mar 30, 2005 -> 08:55 AM) Guys we last few years were suppost to win it and yes espn commentators were picking us. I rather see us out picture and show them up then them just picking us because names we had. Its time for us to take charge and finally win it.
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