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If Alfred Morris turns out to be the real deal for the rest of the season, I will forgive him for sitting on my bench and costing me 21 points today

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Sep 9, 2012 -> 11:53 PM) What a joke. You can't walk out on the kids. It's fine to demand more money or benefits or better work environments, but who loses most when the teachers go on strike? It's not the union, it's not the city, it's the kids. Try to get a deal done but do your f***ing job in the mean time. This has been one of the most violent summers in history. Here's a bright idea, let's cancel school and put more kids on the street instead of in classrooms. Guess what, everyone else in the f***ing country is working their ass off in s***ty work places and getting less money than they deserve too. stop it right this instant! youre making way too much sense

also the running combo of forte and bush is enough to make any man erect with excitement.

Id like to see Scott Walker make a special guest appearance and layeth the smacketh down.

f*** fantasy football.. Im gonna get a gf or something. EDIT: ALFRED MORRIS 21 POINTS ARE YOU SERIOUS!? 44 points left on the bench! I really fornicated myself in the anal cavity this week!

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Sep 9, 2012 -> 03:04 PM) Stafford has single handedly destroyed my fantasy team. I sit Matt Ryan and he goes nuts.. story of my life. wana hear the story of my life, huh huh?!?!?!? I sit adrian peterson and he has 20 points as of right now I sit Alfred Morris and he's got 15 points as of right now... I start Toby f***ing Gerhart and he has ONE POINTT :fight :fight :fight :fight :fight

aaaaaaand Peterson scores :stick :stick :fight :fight x2 FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Sep 9, 2012 -> 12:00 PM) Ditto. Starting Bush, and Johnson even with a broken groin. How come you still have your penile enlargement surgery as your avatar.

I view NFL Redzone in the manner of which you've stated. Saves me a ton on my cable bill.

Im not starting Peterson today even with all these positive signs. Its too risky to start him and its making my vagina pucker up.

Adrian Peterson will start today as per the vikings twitter. Alfred Morris named the starting RB for the Redskins, he's available in 90% of leagues if you need bench RB help.

I miss being able to hire/fire coaches, set the offensive/defensive schemes, move players to different positions. I dont feel like I have total control of my franchise outside of signing Free Agents and drafting. What I think is sad is that next years' EA Sports games will most likely be the last ones on this platform (xbox 360 & PS3) and the improvement hasn't wowed me yet since the start of this generation of consoles. I remember how in-depth the NCAA football games were for PS2 and Xbox, you could even go far back and look at things like High School stats for players. Maybe once 2K gets to make football games again we'll start to see serious improvements.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Sep 8, 2012 -> 11:31 PM) Who do I go with as my flex: Isaac Redman vs DEN, Rashad Jennings vs MIN, Pierre Thomas vs WSH, Justin Blackmon vs MIN? I'm leaning Jennings. Jennings sounds about right.. Ugh now theyre saying Adrian Peterson will be getting 10-15 carries! Thats a lot more than 5-10!

Roll Tide y'all

Thats insane that Penn State hasnt won a game in like 14 years

Something is all of a sudden telling me to start Olsen over Jared Cook, Bob Saget I hate fantasy football!

I need fantasy football, it makes Football Sunday much more exciting when you have a genuine interest ($$$$) in more than just your home team's game.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Sep 7, 2012 -> 02:31 PM) It has to be embarrassing to be the wife of a guy who's fantasy team sucks. I feel bad for her. Its almost as bad as being the wife of a guy who is a Cubs season ticket holder and majored in communications during 4 booze-filled years at Eastern Illinois University.

I feel like this thread is a good way for us to help each other with our crazy picks or hunches. My league is a $250 buy-in with 12 teams so I would like to win that grand prize or even just the weekly winners thank you very much!

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 7, 2012 -> 12:39 PM) That almost won out, oddly, but I wanted to be more PC. True story. Beers + entering URLs that are available into godaddy + almost Fapship = Flapship. "Flapping your gums" + "the vessel on which it travels" = flapship yeah, it's dumb, but HITS. You guys should put up a Video Game section for all the World of Warcraft virgins out here.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Sep 7, 2012 -> 12:36 PM) He's a FA in my league I've been keeping an eye on Olsen, him and Cam are all buddy buddy. Its almost like they share naked pictures of each others girlfriends, and he targeted Olsen the most out of anyone in preseason (granted Steve Smith had a zombie infection on his foot the whole time).

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Sep 7, 2012 -> 12:31 PM) Done. Commence complaining You're fast! Greg Olsen will have a monster year as Scam Newtons favorite target, BOOK IT!

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 7, 2012 -> 12:10 PM) From what I've read here, we need a "people b**** about fantasy football thread". I don't come in here to read Soxbadger's crooning on the prospects of Kevin Ogletree in fantasy and I don't need to read about Hakeem Nicks scoring 1 point in some f***ed up league with weird scoring. We all play fantasy football. We all have players who underperform and overperform. We all pick our stupid sleepers and are excited when our RB scores a TD. Leave it the f*** out of this thread. anything else your majesty?

I dont need a twitter feed to tell me whats going on in my game, with my imagination and some prescription adderall, i make my own storylines for my recruits i.e. my great 4 star white hype RB from New York that came to Pitt and went on to break every school rushing record

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Sep 7, 2012 -> 10:48 AM) Madden is one of the few games I've ever seen have a one-star review status on amazon. People simply hate not having the franchise mode. My buddies in afghanistan are quite perturbed that M13 is catered towards the online player with Madden Ultimate Team and Connected Careers online. Its crazy that there has to be two separate roster updates, one for Play Now mode which were just released, and one for Connected Careers that are being released next week. Im fine with my NCAA 13. Going back to it after playing Madden makes it seem so much more polished, even the menu's are 2x more responsive.