fathom

They need to allow sloths more time to get in the box

Miller is throwing meatball after meatball

That looked like a double off the bat

Would have much rather they slug and not field and pitch. This is so boring

Or some guys with a tiny bit of a higher ceiling.

Benintendi smashed that ball

Just an awesome start by Crochet!

There are 4 players that will stun us when they get an extra base hit.

It’s the most predictable thing ever

Remember, this is with everyone healthy in the lineup

He looks like a pitcher swinging the bat. It’s so hilarious how much money Getz wasted on awful players.

1 and 2 suck also

DeJong with the slowest swing imaginable

Awful umpiring

Crochet looks great….but he still can’t field for s%*#

I’m more pissed at giving up Burger

Amazing at bats, holy cow. This is going to be so boring this year.

It was beyond obvious he was washed up last year

If he faces anyone but the 3/4/5 hitters today, he will have success

That pitch wasn’t even close to being a strike

Holy fastball!

He’s so damn jumpy behind the plate

Maldonado is hilarious back there

Please tell me “the Rick Hahn Era” will be shown on In Memoriam

Based on what the attendance will be this year, I expect another offseason of cost-cutting measures