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QUOTE(3E8 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 01:04 AM) Oh and the guy sitting next to me was wearing a full Shoeless Joe Jackson uniform down to the weird bowling-type shoes and he sucked. What did I do to deserve this? Love Timo.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 12:58 AM) Southpark meets the Whitesox 3E8 : That does it! Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!! Ozzie: What are you doing? 3E8: I'm declaring Shenanigans on you. This game is rigged. Ozzie: Shenanigans? Kenny comes along Kenny: What's all the hoo-hah? 3E8: Kenny, I wanna declare Shenanigans on Ozzie. Kenny: Why? 3E8: This game is fixed. Timo and Willie playing at the same time. Aaron, Big Hurt, and Gooch on the bench. How much did I spend. Kenny: If that is true, then your declaration of Shenanigans is just. What do you have to say Ozzie? Ozzie: I make the focking Lineup. I AM THE GOD DAMN MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kenny: Yes, man you can't just go declaring shenanigans on innocent people, that's how wars get started! Come again to the park. An elephant f***s a pig. Classic episode.

QUOTE(3E8 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 12:33 AM) Imagine my excitement when I heard the lineups on my car radio while stuck in bumper to bumper traffic with >$100 worth of tickets in my hand. Ecstatic?

QUOTE(qwerty @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 08:41 PM) He was probally implying that he is gonna get traded. ^^^^ I don't think they'll let him fester in Iowa. He'll be moved.

This one is so much better.

QUOTE(fathom @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 07:39 PM) I know you all missed me, but I'm back, as I'm now situated in my new apartment. My first, and hopefully only negative comment of the night: Does anyone hit more weak pop-ups to the right side of the infield than Juan Uribe? I used to call that the Tony Graffanino special, but Uribe seems to do it at least once a game. I gaurantee that won't be your only negative comment of the night.

Crede, growing the Side Burns out. Looks like s***.

Durazo is a FA Kotsay: '06 - $7.0 mil not a FA Hatteberg: '06 - $2.5 mil not a FA

QUOTE(DePloderer @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 04:32 PM) Well here it is. Possibly the strangest wallpaper I've done so far. It was realy hard to mix the logo's and Gwen and come up with a cohesive image. Let me know if you want it altering (it's saved as a layered PDF file) and I'll do what I can. Hawt. Good ass job.

Corey Patterson will never play for the Cubs again....book it.

QUOTE(CYGarland @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 05:48 PM) This is a joke right? Frank should be in the lineup EVERY dam night You have to get Everett in there every once and a while and Frank needs rest seeing how he recently came off the DL and has been out for a year. Everett is not a problem. This is just the Scrub/Sweep Squad minus Widge/Ozuna.

QUOTE(Stephen @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 05:44 PM) Actually I would remove some of the newer questions and put some older questions in there. Most of the bandwagon fans will know who Kevin Walker is by now along with the current closer. Here's the top 8 I would ask. 1.) Name atleast 20 men on the current 25 man roster. 2.) What position did Ozzie Guillen play as player? 3.) Who is Jack Mcdowell? 4.) When's the last time the Sox won the pennant? 5.) Did the Sox make it to the playoffs in 1993 and who did they lose to? 6.) Who is Carlton Fisk? 7.) Who is Robin Ventura? 8.) When was US Cellular field built? If you jumped on the bandwagon this year, then just about every one of those would stump you. Not bad, most Sox fans will know the 90's history and the pennant year.

QUOTE(peanut33tillman @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 05:42 PM) Early Baseball Memory: "I was part of a no-hitter. There were like three of us who were involved in a no-hitter in high school. (Note: Mark was cut from the baseball team during his freshman and sophomore years of high school.)" wow...u see all these stud athletes getting cut in there earlier years in HS and grow up 2 be such stars...crazy huh? Michael Jordan was cut from the Varsity team sophomore year in HS.

QUOTE(AWhiteSoxinNJ @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 05:23 PM) Hey guys...NJ fan here, been a Sox fan for many years. Just found this site and want to say that it is great, wish I found it years ago. It has been a challenge following this team for me here, but I finally got Comcast to add WGN to there station lineup last year so I can see more games rather than following pitch by pitch on the internet. It's funny here in NJ, alot of people I know are starting to root more for the Sox, of course some of these people I know are front running Yankee fans. I hope sometime in August to take a weekend off and go catch a couple of games at the Cell. Just wanted to add my 2 cents, Bandwagons are welcomed so we can keep this great team together, go sox! Welcome to Soxtalk Newbies take notice. The is the way a first post should be.

QUOTE(Kogs35 @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 05:03 PM) HEE SOP CHOI takes the final spot in home run derby representing Korea :puke I really wanted to see Ichiro.

I hate trolls more.

QUOTE(knightni @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 04:44 PM) PM FlippedOutPunk. Tell him that you wanna see Lil Flip. He'll send you a picture. That'll be kinda hard seeing how he's....well, with Jabroni.

QUOTE(YahtzeeSox @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 04:52 PM) http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=36649 #4

So we already won the first two games of the series? I do believe this is the Sweep Squad.

The Knights game is on at the same time as the Sox game. This could be a problem. Though I'd rather watch a Baron's game.

QUOTE(letsgoarow @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 04:08 PM) there is no jinx this year..... There is against the A's.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 03:39 PM) Hate them with extreme passion ^^^ Quick Bandwagon Fan Quiz 1.) Name atleast 20 men on the current 25 man roster. 2.) What was the White Sox starting rotation in order the first week of the season> 3.) Who is the current closer of the Sox? 4.) Who is the Starting 2nd baseman of the White Sox? 5.) Who is the V.P. of Marketing for the Chicago White Sox? 6.) Who is the current Utility man on the White Sox? 7.) Who is Kevin Walker and does he suck? 8.) Is Timo Perez underpaid at $1mil? #5 will show how closely you follow the team for sure.

Note how he said "the guys" a couple times. Close clubhouse. Fun Fact: Dan Wright is currently in the minor league system of the Seattle Mariners.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 03:31 PM) I believe Santana hasn't won a game in a month. f***ing waste of a first round fantasy pick thus far.

QUOTE(robinventura23 @ Jul 8, 2005 -> 02:08 PM) I do the same. Only I save pictures, too. At the end of the season, regardless of the outcome, I'll probably make a video montage through my business. Yeah I've saved the Sportline pictures from every game this season. Here's a sample: