Kalapse

So all you need is another suspension.

My guess is Feb. 11th.

QUOTE(silver and black @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 11:12 PM) when i go to sleep is when i officially go on vacation... plus i knew someone was gonna bring it up once i posted... Well, we gotta hold you to your word, don't we?

QUOTE(silver and black @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 11:06 PM) my sentiments exactly... You're sig says your gone yet you're still posting.

QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 11:10 PM) thought you weren't coming back til opening day? Damn you beat me to it.

If that's true, Pierre Pierce is even more f***ed up then i thought. Before I thought he was a crazy rapist, now I think he's a demented, rapist, stalker, cerial-killer.

QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 11:00 PM) Aha but it doesn't say they are two different people hence that one is right and you concede that life insurance works. "Better answer" is just your opinion because you think these questions have one right answer. Either way, all of my answers are right too. Congrats you want a cookie?

QUOTE(Tmar28 @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 10:02 PM) who this scott wright fellow and where can i see this mock draft Scott Wright is a very intelligent NFL Draft Anylist. Usually gets most of the first round right when it comes to mock drafts. http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/

QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 10:49 PM) The point of this was to see if you could explain why the answers are wrong and not tell me that these questions can only have one right answer. You failed. The plumber and the electrician are two different people. Life insurance technically works but coffin is a better answer.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 10:49 PM) Would it be stroking your genius ego to tell you that my 7-YEAR OLD came home from school with that one the other day? OK then, here's another one from Mr.Whoopie: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.

QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 10:43 PM) Explain why they are wrong. I guess you got 2 right, I don't know why I included that but 6 is not life insurance it is a coffin. And for 14 the electrician and plumber are husband and wife.

QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 10:37 PM) Without looking at other answers here are my guesses: 1. 'incorrectly' 2. Zero 3. White 4. None 5. Stock Market? Temperature? 6. Life insurance? 7. The child was born before 1776 8. Mt. Everest 9. She lives in the Southern Hemisphere. 10. At the time, it was not called World War One 11. The word 'and' 12. Every year 13. She was a Justice of the Peace 14. The electrician and plumber are the same man. 15. No, he would be dead. Also for the racecar one I wrote, it is impossible for the car to average 60mph. You got 2, 6 and 14 wrong. The rest are right.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:41 PM) What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? [Why does that sound like Mr. Whoopie from Tennessee Tuxedo asking that question?] Why would you put an Umbrella in a chimney. See I told you guys I was a genius.

:puke

QUOTE(Leonard Zelig @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:00 PM) Couldn't be Kalapse, the f***ing geinius. I hate you too.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:58 PM) Paris Hilton is a skanky pig whose only obvious "talent" is being a skanky pig.....and having a rich daddy....she's vomitacious.... Isn't being a skank a talent?

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:57 PM) What's the answer to #5? Hmmm, who was wrong? Shut up, leave me alone, I hate you.

QUOTE(Tmar28 @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:52 PM) no Ya, my bad I forgot to put it in green, I always do that.

QUOTE(silver and black @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:50 PM) good time to announce my vacation from soxtalk... be back on opening day! Bye. We'll miss you.

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:46 PM) Uh oh, I see four mods/admins reading this topic. It feels like the Police are here or something. I already stashed the stuff, no need to worry.

QUOTE(Mr. Zero @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:42 PM) Speaking of screen names I need to think up my new one. 2003 = YahtzeeSox 2004 = Mr. Zero 2005 = ?????? Jackass

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:37 PM) :headshake Don't cry it's alright. You're just not as smart as you think you are.

Best show with bad ratings that lasted a decent amount of time: Homicide, life on the street. Lasted 7 seasons. Had horrible ratings, great show.

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:17 PM) 1. Incorectly 3. Brown 4. None 5. Temperature 6. Coffin 7. Vacation 8. Mount Everest 9. Shes australian 12. Year 0 13. She's a Morman? 15. No You got number 5, 12 and 13 wrong.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/stor...marc&id=1987619