Jake

Well OAA doesn't consider throws. But their arm metric has him in 91st percentile (and yes it does consider whether runners hold)

LOL fan just spiked the beach ball directly back to Braden

Lodise probably needs to be promoted for us to see what he's got. Getting a little old to excite me in high-A. But I'm skeptical of the very low hit, very high walk profile.

Really the inverse in every way, but all I think of is the tremendous draft year production of Courtney Hawkins that was followed with extreme disappointment.

90mph down the middle, let's see you try and hit it!

Stick a microphone in front of him and he becomes the most boring person alive

xFun was low, actual Fun was high. That tells you that it's all luck and in the long run, there will be no fun.

Ump says it like he's pissed off that Detroit even challenged it lol

Think he's barely safe. He gets tagged on the left hand I think before it touches but his right hand is on the base, I think.

Nice job Colson! And Grant too.

Yeah I was trying to will some more insurance runs into existence.

Get loose Mr. Schweitzer!

Mune closing in on Sam for worst White Sox hitter-challenger

At least that went so quick that it's easier to get him to a second inning without having to give him two days off afterwards. I will admit that I'm worried that Grant has been overused and might burn out, though.

The food is no good and the portions are too small is what I'm saying

I understand why Grant comes in now if you're using him because it's the top of the order. But I think Brazo came in too soon, which brought us here because now he's hit out of the game in the 7th inning.

I don't think we had to use Grant in this game. Suffering a bit here from an increasingly left-handed bullpen.

Thought it was weird he came back out after a lot of loud outs last inning. Still feels weird that he's out there after a couple loud non-outs in this inning.

You should worry more about my regret that I didn't keep going and explain that the "stan" is for how we stan for a guy getting three hits

The "tri" in Tristan is for three hits

Might have tagged to second if not for Doyle's arm in CF. Not sure how Valencia runs though.

Zach Bove doppelganger handling pitching coach duties for Detroit

Benny sees a ball headed toward the corner and hopes it goes foul because that's a lot of running

We ain't blowing this one !

I don't have that particular model's outputs for AAA in front of me, but it had him slightly below average in MLB. Slider beast mode, cutter solid, everything else suspect