Jabroni

I would have said Alex Cintron in the past but Ozuna is showing that he is a quality utility man for us. He still isn't good at 3rd base though. Maybe Kenny would want Cintron to play 3rd base for us? Or it could be what I already said. Maybe Kenny wants to get a couple prospects for a guy like Vizcaino who is the last pitcher in our bullpen so he could package them up with some of our prospects and obtain a starting pitcher like Schmidt.

The D-Backs are only 3.5 games back in their division. Why would they be trading Vazquez? They are more than likely interested in bullpen help from us, like Shingo or Vizcaino. Their bullpen is horrid and Shingo and Vizcaino would actually be improvements. Maybe we will get a couple prospects from them for one of our relievers and then package those relievers with some of ours for Schmidt?

Yes, it was a QS. But I still fear him pitching at the Cell. He probably would have given up 4 homers if he was pitching at the Cell tonight.

Yep, the offense was brutal tonight. The bullpen won the game.

I wonder what we could get from the D-Backs for Vizcaino of he has a few more scoreless innings. Maybe a bucket of balls?

No way. Furcal is horrible this year and he will be a free agent next year. We would have him for half a season.

Yep, you got it. The Oak Park Ale House. I live in Elmwood Park so I'm right near there.

I usually like buying a 30-pack of PBR from Jewel and drowning my sorrows in it until I pass out.

Say goodbye to your rep.

You guys couldn't hang with me then. I drink until I piss myself. 20 beers usually gets it done.

I don't hang out with old geezers.

Dunn ain't coming here. There is no room for him in the outfield and he doesn't play good defense there anyways. He is like the anti-Ozzie player.

I can't wait to see the line predictions if McCarthy pitches at the Cell in his next start.

Well, I think Shingo's ERA will continue to decrease. I don't have much hope for Vizcaino's. He hangs way too many sliders in the zone.

Jesus, Shingo dropped his ERA from 5.14 to 4.56 tonight.

That was Detroit's first extra-innings loss of the season. They were 6-0 in extra-inning affairs up until tonight. Detroit has the most disgusting situational hitting in the MLB. I can't even believe how bad they are when it counts. Is Dmitri Young still hitless against the Sox on the season? Good prediction, fatso.

The bullpen deserves a dozen hookers tonight.

Yes, it would be.

f***, Polanco up AGAIN.

Yep, Ozzie made a horrible decision. Shingo had already gone 1.2 inning before this one.

Ozzie blew this one. Where is Hermanson?

Why is Shingo still in there? Isn't 1.2 IP enough for him?

Why? Why, for the love of Christ didn't that go foul?

Totally agree.