Jabroni

SAFE. f***.

Dammit.

Yeah, it's disappointing when they get all their offense in one inning and do nothing for the rest of the game.

I think it was funny how he whipped the bat back harder than he swings.

A HIT FOR URIBE!

76 pitches for Garland through 5 innings.

Nice. Inning over.

2-out single by Hidalgo.

Wow, nice sequence by Garland. Gets down 3-0 on Mench. Gets a strike and then gets him to groundout.

Bingo. If the Rockies were to trade Helton, they would be looking to dump his salary and add good prospects. They wouldn't want to add Konerko and then try to resign him for $8+ million. That's ridiculous.

LOL @ Soriano's defense!

They wouldn't.

Agreed, I saw that. Better yet... inning over.

TWINS LOSE!!! Let's win and get that lead to 4.5 games!

How else would I clean myself of the PBR that I drool on myself late at night?

DJ and Mike Huff.

f*** me, f*** me in the goatass! I go to take a shower and I miss the end of corpseball!

Garland derserves better.

The only reason our lead will stay at 3.5 games -- Roy Halladay is pitching a gem against the Twins and has a 2-0 lead into the 9th inning.

Exactly what I was thinking. He can play defense but he can't hit and he has the speed of a turtle. He isn't getting any cheaper either. Why would anyone want him?

LOL, did Pierzynski push Hidalgo out of the way to catch that pop fly?

Why do you guys think Crede has so much trade value? He plays good defense but he can't hit for s*** and 3rd base is an offensive position.

Garland's only weakness -- he has no strikeout pitch. That is exact the situation in which he needs one.

Are you nuts? Why not?

Randa with a chronic bad back is better than a 100% healthy Cruddy.