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LOL, thank you Captain Obvious! :headshake

His site appears to be down.

Meh, Wells wouldn't be better than any pitcher in our current rotation.

:uhoh :uhoh :uhoh

If Hillary ever becomes president, Hell will freeze over and the Apocalypse will commence.

That is so pitiful. I guess the wind is only blowing in when the Cubs are batting. Or the grass is only long when they are hitting.

We were assuming that a deal with the Devil took place, much like the Rowand commercial.

Absolutely pitiful... "Cubs point finger--at Wrigley" http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseb...ack=1&cset=true

HAHA! From the Cincinnati paper today:

Nope, you take the deal for a guaranteed World Series regardless. It has almost been 100 years since the Sox have won a WS so why would you not take the deal? It would be worth it to suck for a long time if it guaranteed a WS because this has already happened.

Left ankle. I'm sure he will have to wear an ankle protector.

Agreed. Omit Timo for Frank and send down Kevin Walker for Ross Choad. Timo f***ing sucks and it's not like Walker is ever going to see the mound anyways. With Frank healthy, Carl or Pablo can be our team's 4th outfielder. There's no reason to keep Timo.

Our current DH is hitting only .232 with a .292 OBP. How much worse could Frank be? Even if he doesn't hit well coming off of his injury, he will still draw a lot of walks.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sp...-home-headlines

The Milkman is a free agent and I'm pretty sure he could actually hit the damn ball unlike Cruddy.

Happy Birthday. Please come back soon. Our offense sucks.

It was pretty sad that Black Jack was actually better than DJ.

I can't wait till Cruddy is gone.

Ozzie's personal fluffer.

Agreed.

Hehe, owned.

PABLO!!!

How's your boy Cruddy been doing? LOL.

That's the game, folks.

Shannon Stewart with a 2-out homer. Twins lead 5-4.