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Jon and then Mark.

Does anyone think Donn Paul sounds like Jimmy from South Park?

WhiteSox.com has DJ's homerun calls for Corey Koskie and Jermaine Dye. Corey Koskie's homerun: "Uh-oh... 1 to 1." Jermaine Dye's homerun: "WAAAYYY BACK... UHHH-OHHHHHH... YES!"

The guy (Carmen DiFalco?) on ESPN 1000's Bulls post-game thinks Pargo will be gone after tonight's performance saying that he shot way too much and played no defense and basically hurt the team.

Eddie Jordan is crying about respect for his team in the post-game interview and he just called the Bulls "under-talented."

Here comes "the great ride" s*** now by Funk and Wennington. How about saying, "the Bulls choked"?

Seriously, where the f*** was Gordon?

Come on, dude. 22-7.

NUKE TORONTO, I mean NUKE CLEVELAND, is pretty hardcore. You just have to understand his temperament.

I hate that crap. So slow on the updates at the Cell.

I wanted to see Rowand pinch hitting. I have more faith that he will get a deep pop fly.

Timo just blew the W for El Duque. :puke

PINCH HIT ROWAND!

Burke gone for Willie. Willie gone for Frank.

Timopopsitup. Inning over.

Bush only threw 79 pitches. I'm thinking that they didn't like how our batters were nailing everything he threw.

Hit that Bush!

56 through 3 innings.

Just be gay, and by that I mean happy.

We need Gload back healthy if Paulie continues looking clueless at the plate. He needs a day off to clear his head.

That was brutal enough without the mic cutting out at the end of it. :puke

Thirded. Podsednik has more speed and has played more CF in recent years than Timo. Timo should be in LF.

Exactly. Would anyone want to hear about this guy b****ing about talking to the media if he blew a game for us? Koch may have sucked ass, but at least he owned up to his sucking and felt bad for disappointing his team and Sox fans. LaChoke does nothing but run and hide after he chokes a game away. Pitiful.

We may have one of the best contracts for a great reliever in Marte. We will never trade him as long as he is producing the way he normally does. Damaso Marte's contract: 2005: $1.50 million 2006: $2.50 million 2007: $3.00 million team option 2008: $3.00 million team option Flubs fans are so stupid they think they can get anyone for nothing.