South Side Fireworks Man

Then he should be on the IL.

I thought parodies were protected by fair use laws.

And quit swinging too.

Then Kenny should go along with Hahn and TLR. Too bad JR can't be gotten rid of first.

And yet people want to keep him as a DH and trade Vaughn. Unbelievable.

I blame JR for not firing RH. I doubt KW could fire Hahn if he wanted. And the Bears would have been much better off keeping Ditka around than what replaced him.

Three strikeouts for Moncada tonight.

They all have to go, but between JR, KW, RH and TLR, KW is the best one.

Let's win this fuckin' game boys!

They rebuilt around a hollow core.

Sox "championship core" didn't turn out like they expected.

What the fuck is with this team?

Ouch that sucks.

If the Sox would have gotten some decent offensive production from 3B and Catcher this year and halfway decent defense from their outfield they would have probably been in first place.

You know what? Screw this.

Ah shit!

Nice when your infielder can catch a throw from the outfield.

Inauspicious White Sox debut for Elvis.

Good job Lance!

Not "beaned." Hit on the shin guard.

Should we be laughing at this?

Gotta let Josh take that.

For cryin' out loud.

Volcanic?

What a pathetic lineup for a team that's supposedly in the middle of their window for multiple championships.