South Side Fireworks Man

White Flag.

Lousy beatniks.

Bundle together Yoan, Eloy and Anderson. Surely every GM would be falling over themselves to acquire such a young championship core (NOT!). This franchise truly is in baseball hell right now. Thank you JR, Rick Hahn, and Tony LaRussa.

Yet I keep reading here that there is absolutely no room for a healthy Jake Burger on this roster.

They are what their record says they are.

Oh for a long one!

That's about the best we could have hoped for. Come on AV!

Earn some of your salary here Yoan.

Tim really needs to come through here.

Well, there's one run...

At least Seby is better than Grandal anyway.

Nice games by Leury and Seby today.

Alright Gavin!

Now let's score a run and get the hell out of here.

Sox love playing a man or two short most of the time.

This freakin' roster. Can't they get any outfielders in this organization?

Okay Jose.

Yeah but look at those pink shoes!

Sheets may suck but he's better than half the hitters in this lineup.

Pathetic "offense."

Weak ass popup.

Just get a single and score a freakin run

They're still waiting for that championship core to flip that switch.

This team could sure use Jake Burger back healthy.

Wow.