South Side Fireworks Man

Have a game AJ!

It was a strike.

AJ!

There's a surprise.

Josh pcks up his teammate. Sox win.

Vaughn is a keeper.

Yoan sucks.

Josh gets a legit hit.

There goes any power he had for a while.

Oh no, we're doomed.

Sox need an AJ Pierzynski or two on this team.

WTF now

Yeah but check out the hot pink shoes and gloves!

Sox have to start putting more emphasis on baseball IQ when drafting, signing and trading for players.

It's only an issue when Stone says it is. When the fans see it, it's just them whining.

This team stinks.

1B/DH should already be his. He should have been alternating with Abreu there already. He should never be in the outfield except in emergency.

Andrew Vaughn has power!

Too bad they can't remove that lofty contract they gave him.

Ah, screw this.

Gotta like Josh!

Does Tony get credit for that?

Oh for a long one!

I wish they could swap entire franchises with some other city like the Chicago Blitz and the Arizona Wranglers of the USFL did back in 1984. The names of the teams stayed with the cities. I had Blitz season tickets in '83 and was pissed off when that happened but I would absolutely love for the White Sox to be involved in a deal like that today.

I'm just talking about the lineup as a whole. The way this roster is constructed it's always going to be an offensively weak or defensively flawed lineup no matter who they play.