Shrunken Slugger

I’m sure it won’t be as venomous as it’s been in past years. But I expect to encounter some resistance from Aaron Rowand fans and Frank Thomas fans and Willie Harris fans. Don't know why I think this is so funny.

QUOTE(WatchIt @ Jan 2, 2006 -> 11:32 PM) Hey how bout you dont post articles from the other site, and at least if you did say so and not just lie about how you found it you giant douche. Nice first post

QUOTE(That funky motion @ Oct 16, 2005 -> 07:17 PM) You can put it in the cart...Yeeeeeeeesssss! :headshake I don't know why but I thought that was so funny.

Don't think that was Ozzie's call.

QUOTE(jphat007 @ Sep 20, 2005 -> 09:43 PM) Ozzie sucsk. YOU SUCK OZZIE. Lucky piece of crap. And no im not sarcastic. What is the point of this post right now?????

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 07:22 PM) f*** FREDDY! Game Over. We haven't come back from a multi run defecit since July 30th. It is still the 1st against the Royals.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 09:19 PM) Ozzie quit being a f***ing dumbass. Neal vs. RH>Viz vs. RH Viz is a sinker ball pitcher and Ozzie knows we can't afford to let up a run.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 15, 2005 -> 09:06 PM) Frank was one of the worst base runners the last 5 years I've ever seen. PK is actually a solid base runner, considering his speed. If the ump makes the correct call we wouldn't even be talking about this.

Now the Red Sox guys are saying that they are waiting for a new storm to pass.

Just heard on the REd Sox feed that they are planning on a 5:10 restart.

If it comes down to the bullpens I like our chances.

I thought it was an odd article. The comments weren't going to offend anyone until they were published.

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 11:25 PM) shutup, didn't you hear? paul konerko sucks and is responsible for the holocaust

QUOTE(CYGarland @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 05:34 PM) yes they can, by scoring 0 or 1 runs. Yeah true...... I guess I should phrase it..... The outcome can't be much worse.

QUOTE(CYGarland @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 05:07 PM) That has to be about the worst bottom 4 of a lineup I've ever seen. They can't do much worse then yesterday.