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Vaughn still hasn't improved his footwork, simply amazing.

He looks like he wants to go sit in a hot bath. I mean, I get it, but come on. Suck it up.

Robert doesn't look like he wants to ball. Suck it it bro.

Robert is fouling off hangers. Never a good sign.

Twinks worst offensive start in franchise history. lmao!

Stuff looks pretty good. Some diving breaking balls.

plenty of good seats available...

Sadly my liquor days are behind me. No good for me. Gotta stick to beer and wine.

Two horse s%*# ball players. Maybe if Sheets really has improved against RHP he is the long side of a DH platoon. Despite his HR yesterday I see no future for Vaughn in MLB. Probably will be overseas in a couple years.

Do they have any heated patio areas set up with some cover? Seems like a no brainer. One thing the Seahawks do really well (but the Mariners do not for some reason) is setting up those little areas so you can get warm for a minute before headed back to your seats.

Something our dumbfuck owner never has realized. It's not linear.

Not a horrific lineup I guess. At least we got Robert 2nd.

I think he has an advanced chinese GPT bot network to cover for when he does.

We needed to head any caulfielding of the thread off at the pass, get it up, get it going.

@DoUEvenShift make the game thread bro.

I think setting the all time loss record is sorta like the 180 of a title. It gives fans a 5 year window to b**** about anything and everything.

You think a fanbase coming off the worst season of all time is full of "hot takes"? Ok bro.

Dumbest day of year. s%*# jumped the shark in the 90s.

Ah, poor babies.

said as much above. I guess it's a historic deal all around with both sides leaving them open to the tail risks.

The opt out makes it make more sense for him but still feels like his agent capitulated, and to be fair when you're a pitcher, sometimes the client knows best as you pointed out he had tremendous downside risk.

Feels like his agent could have gotten that to 2029.

Feels like he left a lot of money on the table. That's a 2019 type extension... Quick maths say he puts up a conservative 15 WAR over the next 6 years that's still only like $13/million per win over replacement. If he balls out and puts up like 25 WAR Red Sox have one of the best ace contracts in baseball.

He seems like he's turned a corner. I saw his face today and personally I thought "looks like he's on the juice". Good, just don't get caught before you're traded.