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Get Eloy off my fucking TV. Vaughn too. Tired of these fucking bums. Just call up Colas, send Vaughn to AAA and Eloy can grab some bench a few times a week.

RUN ELOY

Vaughn needs to look fastball here middle in and pull it. and he pops it up. God damn his bat is so fucking slow.

don't worry.

Somewhere El Duque smiles.

Lifetime supply of overnighted lobster rolls gets it done imo. Force JR to sell them at G-Rate at market price so he loses money shipping them.

Wow, this is a surprise.

dumbfuck was already pocketing a win jason style when it's 3-0 in the 7th with nobody out. Bro, this is the Sox. 3 runs is nothing and you know we ain't gonna scratch much more across.

My god man, I wonder how long Schriffen believed in Santa Claus. Probably until he was like 12.

Sooner the better.

s%*# I gave the turd an entire decimal point.

lmao you walked a .90 hitter.

Really Jon? We've seen so many pitchers go to korea and then come back? I think I can name two, they are both on these teams here tonight.

I can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather just trust the butcher.

Look at how long Pham's bat stays in the zone compared to Eloy on a pitch like that. One guy has a great chance, the other has no chance.

Let's go! We're playing nice ball!

Great AB from the vet! Great signing @Harold's Leg Lift

I'm old but Ramos reminds me of El Caballo. Hits the piss out of the ball. Does not get cheated.

Eloy cannot cover anything outer half of the plate. He's completely clueless about it and so is the staff apparently.

warning track power comes through!

Yikes. Maldonado line almost dropped that.

Well damn, the Sox actually were correct about the first pitch time.

I don't know DeJong other than the back of his baseball card but it's shocking if any Sox fan really thought TA was a bounceback candidate. I made a post on exactly why he wasn't (mostly based on his batted ball data and statcast decline in his EV and sprint speed) and low and behold he hasn't bounced back and has actually been WORSE than last season by quite a bit so far. He's been so bad that it is likely he's out of MLB unless he turns it around in the next two months.

WTF man.

We'll just have to be patient and see how it pans out. The Sale trade looked immaculate for a few years too.