Balta1701

Down a pint of blood, drinking a bottle of red, typing on a iPhone, playing REM (you know which song). Ready for the rapture here!

Nice catch Alexis!

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:24 PM) f***ing bunting, nothing like wasting strike or generating outs because your manager is confused about the league he is in and his personnel. I bet Brent did that on his own for a hit.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:14 PM) Morel just had another error saved there. Has Morel always thrown from so far down or was that just sloppy mechanics on a slower runner where he had all the time in the world to throw him out? careless. The kind of thong you do when you get benched 2 days in a row for a AAA backup.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:14 PM) I'm sure Ozzie's just trying to get Morel with the most favorable pitching match-ups to raise his confidence and batting average. Obviously he'll play against all lefties, but I have no problem with it until Morel gets in a real groove offensively, as long as the team's winning. He's been in a grove hittif better than .300 since may1 and he's hit righties better than lefties.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:54 PM) Maybe Beckham's homer will get him going again. Then again, he could get homer/pull happy. Better than K happy like he has been.

QUOTE (lostfan @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:57 PM) Yeah... this is one of the reasons I don't go to church. Pray a lot and Jesus will give you money and nice things. That is a crock of s***. Anyone who expects THAT out of their faith is doing it wrong. And that's why I think the Christian thing to do with that money would be to help the poor. Not fly a plane around.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:45 PM) Solid oppo-single for Morel. Ozzie scoffs in disgust. So getting benched for that.

QUOTE (lostfan @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:44 PM) It's not really about your actions, it's the faith that's the key, so like 2K5 said, as far as saving your own soul that's actually kind of irrelevant. Yeah, I might not go to church very often but I do know a little more than I pretend to That might be the modern conservative interpretation, but theres that whole "rich man/eye of the needle" thing here. Go sell your possessions and five to the poor and you will have riches in heaven!

Becktackular!

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:42 PM) I know, and his realization that he would be a DH happened like 7 months ago. I'm just saying I think that appendectomy hurt his performance for a while, not that I think it's STILL affecting him to this day. I think it kept him from getting into a groove/ routine and he's basically repeating ST right now

Well there's one, come on O

QUOTE (fathom @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:39 PM) It's a joke that Lillibridge isn't playing every game.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:25 PM) Lilly has nothing on his pitches. It's games like this I wish Viciedo was on the roster so Dunn can't continue his 0 for the season vs lefties. Well, it's still not worse than kotsay

Tea partiers frown too

Anyway, the pitch from Humber was almost up and away, even if he was being careful kemp got his arms extended.

Russians frown on things

Ouch

QUOTE (knightni @ May 20, 2011 -> 07:34 PM) Speculation, or was that posted somewhere by the media? Lhp on the mound

QUOTE (Cali @ May 20, 2011 -> 06:55 PM) Vin Scully doesn't travel right? I'm stuck with Charlie Steiner and Rick Monday or some such s***? Doesnt travel east of Colorado.

Obviously we're just expressing our feelings about the science.

Brent Morel is alive?! Must be a lefty on the mound.

My friend sells a line of things that simply say "G*DD*mn S***ty Geologist".

Keep trying. I've got more entertaining geology shirts than that.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 20, 2011 -> 04:25 PM) He needs to go back on Jeopardy. I wouldn't want to be stuck after the rapture not having gotten that joke.