Balta1701

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 04:36 PM) Justin Heyward is a beast. Jason Adenolith Heyward

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 04:35 PM) Justin Heyward just hit a three-run bomb in hist first major league at-bat! His name is Jason and it won't take you that long to learn it.

QUOTE (jasonxctf @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 04:36 PM) Add the fact that Zambrano is having a meltdown in Atlanta, and this has been a good afternoon Jason Heyward on the board with his first career HR. And Hit. I think.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 04:36 PM) It gets better. Carlos Zambrano has an era of 162.00 right now.

I really like how our guys were going up the middle and to the opposite field. With power.

Man, he got a piece of that one.

Come on, 1 more...let's make it 9 pitches.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 04:30 PM) I wonder how many 3 pitch strikeouts Thornton has. 2. Today.

Somehow, it bothers me that the radio sponsor for the White Sox home runs is the Hospital in Munster, IN.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 04:22 PM) Be nice for Rios to get a hit before the day's up. Yay!

Be nice for Rios to get a hit before the day's up.

Albert Pujols has as many HR as Carlos Quentin has HBP.

As is Thornton according to Farmer.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 03:54 PM) Since Slayer is dead and Bacon is gay, I propose we refer to Beckham simply as "Gordon". How dare you try to demean Bacon. That stuff is delish.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 03:50 PM) Sexy Becksy? I'm just replacing the word "double" with the word "Beckham".

QUOTE (chw42 @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 03:49 PM) Because he literally is Erstad. Erstad homered in his first opening day with the Sox. Kotsay keeps trying to GIDP.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 03:44 PM) pitch-hit for the DH? That means we lose him. No, it doesn't.

I still love how you don't get the RBI if you GIDP.

And that time, he succeeded in GIDP. That's 2 times he's tried to do that with them loaded.

God damnit Gameday Audio

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 03:38 PM) He knocked a guy in last time. And nearly grounded into a DP.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 03:38 PM) Insane play by Buehrle. Also a nice one handed grab by Paulie. Hell, I'm impressed Paulie was even ready for that throw, haha. Just saw it too, yowza

QUOTE (chw42 @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 03:33 PM) WTF? Quentin should wear a bullet proof vest to the plate every time. He's wearing an elbow pad this year.

Quentin's yearly stats: 2b: 1 HR: 0 HBP: 2