Milkman delivers

Who were all the characters that were killed? And how were they killed? If someone could post it, or even PM me if they don't want to put all the information in the thread, I'd really appreciate it.

Like I said in the game thread, this has been happening since last year. Count got f***ed over a lot last year. I guess I'll use this thread to reiterate the point about Uribe since it will only piss people off to start a new one. Juan Uribe is absolute horses***. He NEEDS to be benched for about a week because he's such a f***ing idiot. He sucks, and at least BA can get a walk. He needs to know that he isn't SS-for-life. And if you're going to say something about him having 2 hits today, remember that the one hit came because Mack saved his ass by getting to 2nd in time to break up the force out.

Be a man for once, Jon. You not only have to pitch well, but you have to last like 7 innings for our bullpen. Grow some balls already.

That's the perfect ending to the worst game of the year. f*** you, Ozzie. f*** you, offense. f*** you's all around.

PHEWWWWW Hinske's down.

It was a good call, Ozzie. No green necessary. Like we need help losing this game.

Wow, he's cold.

No K's, Thome. Please...

I hate you, Juan Uribe. f*** you.

Uribe really screwing this one up.

Nice. Maybe Nelson still does have something to offer a major league team. He took care of those two easily.

Dreaded leadoff walk.

Wow, we're doing everything to lose this one.

This is nerve-racking as hell. We could be winning this game like 10-2 right now.

f***ing crap. Walked him.

This one's over.

Wow, we really f***ed that up. Thome K's. Saw it coming.

Our top of the order isn't good today.

We're tied. Wow. Pablo is a f***ing sparkplug for this team.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ May 27, 2006 -> 05:37 PM) McCarthy is not a good reliever. I'd rather send him down and make him a starter in AAA. McCarthy's a s***ty reliever. He really is no good at it. Politte's horses***, too. He's also a pussy that won't throw inside to RH hitters. Our bullpen is just not good.

McCarthy is not a good reliever. We have big problems in our pen. Really big problems.

Thank you, Brandon McCarthy. We can't win the WS again with this bullpen.

Dear offense, f*** you. -Jose Contreras

Poor Contreras. He's getting the same BS treatment he got a lot last year. He pitches out of his mind, but the offense doesn't score anything for him or the bullpen blows it.

I'm really starting to hate Uribe. This guy has to be benched. I don't care about his defense if it's only for a week. He absolutely needs to get it through his head that it isn't his job no matter what. He s-u-c-k-s so much at the plate. How can a professional baseball player look as bad as he does?