Milkman delivers

QUOTE(Kalapse @ May 27, 2006 -> 11:39 PM) Actually, Crede has turned it on of late. He was 1 for his last 18 going into the Oakland series but in his last 5 games, he's 7 for his last 21 (.333). He's starting to pick it up again. Oh, didn't realize he's been getting more hits of late. I don't remember much about last night's game. I was too pissed about the score and drunk to pay much more attention. QUOTE(BigSqwert @ May 27, 2006 -> 11:41 PM) That's exactly what I was getting at. Get him on so the top of the order can come up and knock him in. Although he is a baseclogger. Oh well. Was a fun hypothetical. And Dye's average has been sinking like a stone as well. He was around .320 a couple weeks ago. Under .280 now....I think. Yeah, I'm not liking these trends. The hitting is gradually coming back down to earth, but the pitching (mainly bullpen) has stayed consistanly terrible.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ May 27, 2006 -> 11:37 PM) Hmm good point. Now obviously due to the home runs, A.J. will have an RBI total lower than those 2, but it shouldn't be THAT much lower. That's a bizarre difference in average between RISP spots and just nobody on or man only on 1st spots. Did you watch today's game? Sadly, yes. He did well today, but that doesn't change the fact that his average has been sinking like a stone for a few weeks. And judging by his career average, he just might keep falling.

Crede's already looking like garbage again. If he goes in the s***ter, then we'll have 3 black holes batting back-to-back-to-back in our lineup.

Ozzie snapping is a good start, but that's certainly not going to fix the problems. Politte is a pussy, I'm convinced now that he won't even contribute to the pen anymore. McCarthy is just an awful reliever. We need two more solid arms in the bullpen to succeed. Anderson and Uribe have to hit, clearly. If BA never learns, then a trade might be necessary there, too. Uribe needs a kick in the ass, a push from Cintron, and another visit to Hriniak. Then there's Garland. He needs to stop being a pussy, just like Politte (except he hasn't lost the mph off of his fastball like Cliff).

Well, this could all just be a kick in the ass to BA, but who knows. BA and Uribe need to shape the f*** up (literally for Uribe, chubby bastard).

Who were all the characters that were killed? And how were they killed? If someone could post it, or even PM me if they don't want to put all the information in the thread, I'd really appreciate it.

Like I said in the game thread, this has been happening since last year. Count got f***ed over a lot last year. I guess I'll use this thread to reiterate the point about Uribe since it will only piss people off to start a new one. Juan Uribe is absolute horses***. He NEEDS to be benched for about a week because he's such a f***ing idiot. He sucks, and at least BA can get a walk. He needs to know that he isn't SS-for-life. And if you're going to say something about him having 2 hits today, remember that the one hit came because Mack saved his ass by getting to 2nd in time to break up the force out.

Be a man for once, Jon. You not only have to pitch well, but you have to last like 7 innings for our bullpen. Grow some balls already.

That's the perfect ending to the worst game of the year. f*** you, Ozzie. f*** you, offense. f*** you's all around.

PHEWWWWW Hinske's down.

It was a good call, Ozzie. No green necessary. Like we need help losing this game.

Wow, he's cold.

No K's, Thome. Please...

I hate you, Juan Uribe. f*** you.

Uribe really screwing this one up.

Nice. Maybe Nelson still does have something to offer a major league team. He took care of those two easily.

Dreaded leadoff walk.

Wow, we're doing everything to lose this one.

This is nerve-racking as hell. We could be winning this game like 10-2 right now.

f***ing crap. Walked him.

This one's over.

Wow, we really f***ed that up. Thome K's. Saw it coming.

Our top of the order isn't good today.

We're tied. Wow. Pablo is a f***ing sparkplug for this team.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ May 27, 2006 -> 05:37 PM) McCarthy is not a good reliever. I'd rather send him down and make him a starter in AAA. McCarthy's a s***ty reliever. He really is no good at it. Politte's horses***, too. He's also a pussy that won't throw inside to RH hitters. Our bullpen is just not good.