Milkman delivers

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ May 29, 2006 -> 02:41 PM) Anyone remember Ozuna at 3rd in Colorado last year? That was fun. That Rockies series was one of my favorites from last year. It was one of the series that seemed to go perfectly.

Ozuna is tied with Iguchi for being my favorite player on the Sox, and he's bad at 3B.

Good outing, Vazquez. Now bring on the garbage relievers. Honestly, did anyone see Politte being as terrible as he is? I think everyone expected a dropoff, but this has been ridiculous.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ May 29, 2006 -> 02:09 PM) This would be a great day for Cliff. What, are the Indians swinging at a bunch of sliders away?

Keep booing him, jagoffs.

What exactly does a slurve do?

Just going from that at-bat and the fact that he got a single earlier, is it possible Uribe is changing something in his swing?

QUOTE(SSH2005 @ May 29, 2006 -> 12:57 PM) I laughed as well. Looks like he's okay. I didn't mean it to sound like an asshole, but I couldn't help but laugh when it happened. Then, I felt pretty bad because he didn't move for a minute.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ May 29, 2006 -> 12:57 PM) That ain't right. He's up and moving. It's now OK to laugh.

OMG, I hope Boone's OK, but that was the funniest thing I've seen this year.

I just got up in time to see Konerko's homer. Can someone tell me how we scored the other 4 runs?

Oh man, that's perfect. Thanks a lot. If anyone has any more, it'd be appreciated.

of none other than Herbert Perry when he was on the Sox. I've looked all over online, and the best I can find are those little ESPN pictures and some other ones from when he was on the Rangers. It's a long shot, but I've got plans for this bad boy.

The thing I don't understand is why he stopped doing it. I mean, he can't literally lose it. It had to be a decision he made to stop using it.

Props to everyone that isn't Jon Garland. We need a string of these threads for about a week.

Game

Eric Hinske looks like the guy from Bedazzled when he's a basketball player. Ugly son of a b****. 2 outs.

Please, just close this one out.

What are the chances we see a frustrated Konerko bat slam?

I'd like to see Thome homer again

0-2 on Thome.

Jenks better be starting the f***ing 9th.

Nice DP.

Leadoff walk.

Thank you, Mackowiak. We needed that run. Now put in Anderson.