I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis
She had a moist vagina
she took the midnight train going anywhere
I said train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
Train kept a-rollin' all night long
With a heave and a ho
Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah.
One of these mornings the chain is gonna break
Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools!
Wise Men say
only fools rush in
You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite
Dear mother can you hear me laughing?
Mama, I just killed a man
A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died
"Where'd ya get the gun, John?"
Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine
And the Bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big BIG
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar, swingin' to the bass in the back of my car
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
It's like candy, I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me
Tequila