>The White Sox ~ The Southside Irish Catholic Team of Chicago
>
>A White Sox fan began amusing himself by scaring every Cub fan he saw
>strutting down the street in the obnoxious Chicago pinstripe shirt. He
>would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just
>missing them.
>
>One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
>good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going
>Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down
>the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a
>lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued
>down the road
>
>Suddenly, the driver saw a Cub fan walking down the road and he
>instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into
>the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the
>guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."
>
>Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but
>still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to
>the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Cub fan." "That's
>OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."