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List of bad jokes from Louis CK.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 10:10 PM) I've filled my car up with BP the last 2.5 years. If I change suddenly will it damage the car? Is Phillips 66 a good brand? Thanx. I really want to stop going there but don't want to freak my car out. Just switch to a honey dijon & driveway gravel blend.

QUOTE (spiderman @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 09:45 PM) scottmerkin Williams confirms Berkman used his no-trade veto to nix a potential White Sox deal: "I can't deny the truth. It is what it is" via e-mail. Oh. So he is a douche.

And Ortiz hit a grand slam in the 9th off Valverde. Tigers up 1 now.

QUOTE (mcgrad70 @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 08:33 PM) Adam Dunn removed from the Nets games...uhmmm Was already mentioned but the game is a blowout and it's almost over.

That K/BB ratio won't give Lucas much chance of a 2nd start. Yikes. But somehow he's getting the job done.

Ah thanks Heads.

So when would Jackson pitch for us assuming he doesn't get traded?

QUOTE (wsgdf_2 @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 08:25 PM) SI_JonHeyman source in TOR: #yankees on the verge of a trade for #indians OF austin kearns, removed from tonight's game for pinch runner. Jesus. They have a 35 man roster exemption?

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 05:18 PM) I have no idea what you're talking about. He's been hitting ropes, bombs and lasers all ever the place this month. Maybe I'm losing my mind. I've been following a lot of games via gameday lately.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 05:15 PM) Did Cowley just say that Ozzie once wrote up a lineup with Pierre hitting 4th? I wouldn't be suprised at all. LMAO. That wouldn't surprise me.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 05:11 PM) Green? No. Aside from a few scattered singles he hasn't been hitting the ball with a lot of authority lately.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 04:47 PM) Jesus, where the hell is Castro? Sitting next to Lillibridge on the bench. Ozzie sure loves to ride the hot bat.

QUOTE (Real @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 04:38 PM) Or Wait for it Here it comes They dont want Berkman Well they better get something done because Kotsay ain't cutting it.

What's going on with the KW press conference? Anyone listening?

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 04:35 PM) According to rotoworld, Yankees won't have to give up any premium prospects for Berkman. Just have to take on his salary. Did Kenny and his staff take a 5 hour nap after trading for Jackson?

I'd like to see Alex start driving the ball more.

Great. A disaster of a deadline.

Deadline ends tomorrow at 3 folks.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan99 @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 04:07 PM) So the Yankees lineup would look something like Jeter/Swisher/Teixeira/ARod/Cano/Berkman/Posada/Granderson/Gardner. Yikes I look forward to getting swept by them in August.

QUOTE (SoxFan562004 @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 04:02 PM) well he'd be an upgrade to Kotsay Not the blockbuster we were led to believe though.

HAHA! This is awesome.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 02:50 PM) Well if we trade Jackson in a Dunn deal, our rotation is really s*** now. Really bad. So we need to get a pitcher back along with a slugger. So I thought Lilly and Lee would be the key. I don't wanna see Torres on the mound the next two months. I guess the guy we are pitching tonight could be the savior, however. Maybe he's a bulldog like somebody said. What is the point of acquiring Lee exactly?

White Sox still discussing Dunn and Berkman but a scout told Mark Gonzalez Chisox chasing a reliever as well via

And how many LOB will Kostay have!