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So let me get this straight. We traded for a third baseman who can't hit or field and then extended his contract? Brilliant!

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The way things are going the Sox marketing brass might want to steal this promotion.

QUOTE (mreye @ May 5, 2010 -> 09:37 AM) I would move to Michigan City, have a couple kids and work at the local radio station. Post of the year candidate right there.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 5, 2010 -> 09:37 AM) Nice stereotype. I'm sure the statistics will back me up that the issue Arizonians have have nothing to do with white collar illegal aliens.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ May 5, 2010 -> 09:34 AM) Actually, my last 5 employers did deep background checks on me, drug tests, etc. I take it you weren't applying for a job to pick lettuce?

This Lost related tweet made me chuckle:

QUOTE (Benchwarmerjim @ May 5, 2010 -> 09:17 AM) I guess I didnt follow it too closely, but why did the White Sox get rid of Jim Thome? It probably had something to do with age/bad back, but Im glad he's on the Twins now (not trying to sound like Im rubbing it in or anything) .263 /.391 /.596 /.988 slash line. 5 HR 15 RBI in 59 PA When you have a beast like Mark Kostay on your roster why would you want someone with those pathetic stats?

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ May 5, 2010 -> 09:18 AM) They aren't all life sentences. Somehow I doubt he'd serve less than a life sentence if convicted for this attempted mass murder.

Lets try to win our 2nd series of the year! :/

And do you prefer city or suburbs?

QUOTE (Middle Buffalo @ May 4, 2010 -> 11:59 PM) I apologize if I've said this before, but Jin and Sun wouldn't speak English to each other. It bothers(ed) me every time they do it. It's really a pretty terrible oversight on the part of the writers. Not an important plot point or anything, but it's jarring to me. That is all. LOL. Completely agree.

Another smart man joins me.

QUOTE (CrimsonWeltall @ May 5, 2010 -> 07:22 AM) Did Lapidus really die? From that door hitting him? If so, WEAK. Yeah, that was quite an uneventful ending for me.

Sometimes you just need to tip your cap 5 to 6 times per week.

QUOTE (iamshack @ May 4, 2010 -> 08:05 PM) Well you knew he couldn't possibly be as bad as he's been, right? Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet. It's not like he's hitting like Ted Williams all of a sudden.

Juan being productive in these 2 games vs KC.

We'll get better when it warms up or something.

A well deserved extension for Teahen.

Click the link to see this man's face. via Andrew Sullivan I do not know if I'd want to live on if it were me. :/

QUOTE (Brian @ May 4, 2010 -> 04:12 PM) I'm smarter than you all. False: You paid to see Nightmare on Elm Street today.

You are correct sir. I worded it incorrectly.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 4, 2010 -> 03:51 PM) The record for most strikeouts in an inning remains 4. But it could feasibly be more, right? There isn't a limit?

QUOTE (Brian @ May 4, 2010 -> 03:46 PM) 6? I think it's infinity. A batter swings at strike 3 for the 3rd out and the ball gets away (bases empty). He later tries stealing 2nd base and the catcher throws it to CF causing the runner to score. Next batter swings at strike 3 and the ball gets away....and you keep repeating this. Am I wrong?

QUOTE (fathom @ May 4, 2010 -> 03:43 PM) At the game last night, you couldn't help but feel hopeless whenever Pierre, Kotsay, Beckham, or Teahen were up. Fixed according to my perspective.