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QUOTE (SockMe @ Apr 5, 2010 -> 11:21 PM) die hard lol didn't he call the old stadium ComiNskey? Coming from someone with arguably the worst spelling and grammar on this site.

Thornton may be an All Star this year.

We should win about 125 this year.

In honor of today I am sporting a black lace thong.

Initial thoughts from a super techy acquaintance.

Just my luck. Stuck in lame ass Texas on Opening Day.

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Apr 4, 2010 -> 07:21 AM) The new Tyler Perry "Why did I get Married Too" was horrible. Seriously. Just kill yourself for even bothering to go to one of his awful movies.

My next vacation spot? http://www.starislandbahamas.com

QUOTE (zenryan @ Apr 3, 2010 -> 10:39 AM) That's the craziest blow job I've ever seen.

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 3, 2010 -> 03:53 PM) He'd find a way to f*** that up too. Shooting shirts into bathrooms and whatnot. Knocking beers out of the vendor's hand.

Maybe we can relegate Linebrink to operating the Chevy Pride Crew t-shirt cannon?

Why I won't buy an iPad (and think you shouldn't, either)

Your opening day lineup?

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Apr 2, 2010 -> 03:18 PM) Rauch named Twins closer ouch

QUOTE (Ultimate Warrior @ Apr 2, 2010 -> 02:24 PM) Son of a b****....

By merely posting in here, even if it's to bash the thread, you are helping ensure a World Series victory.

John Forsythe

Punchable face #3

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Apr 2, 2010 -> 01:35 PM) Can you change your avatar to Eeyore? I like the Eeyore in this story.

QUOTE (AWhiteSoxinNJ @ Apr 2, 2010 -> 01:17 PM) Kiss. of. death. Nah. You don't think there's at least one fan from each team saying the same thing? It would all cancel out.

QUOTE (Rex Kicka** @ Apr 2, 2010 -> 11:08 AM) http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/...0,5593120.story Alan Grayson's (D- FL) response:

Chat room should take on a chatroullete type feature. Enable web cams.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 2, 2010 -> 11:11 AM) Which has gotten more coverage. The man who had an affair and lied about it while not in office, or the man who had an affair, lied about it, and then used his position to try to cover it up, who happens to still be in office? Never mind. I read your post the wrong way.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 2, 2010 -> 10:52 AM) John Edwards did some crazy stuff and deserves more press coverage. Edwards?

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Apr 1, 2010 -> 02:15 PM) ATTENTION: GUESS HE JUST GOT A TWITTER ACCOUNT. - http://twitter.com/BSLillibridge That can't really be him.