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QUOTE (mr_genius @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 02:38 PM) so i heard Obama got tea bagged sounds unpleasant I've always been confused with the slang definition of teabagging. If someone gets teabagged, are they dropping their teabag into someone's mouth or do they get a teabag inserted into theirs? urbandictionary.com is blocked at work so I can't check.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 02:29 PM) MSNBC's David Schuster. I don't know whether or not he realized what he'd just said.

And you have stuff like this: Anti-Gay Rights Group Calls its Marriage Campaign '2M4M'

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 01:49 PM) Im just wondering how we can quantify "amount of boos" for anyone vs anyone else. Is there a boo statistic I missed? The new scoreboard in RF has a Boo-Meter.

Is this official news? Why am I not seeing it anywhere?

QUOTE (Princess Dye @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 01:41 PM) When Brian Anderson steps up to bat...what do people hear? I have to say it's a cheer that's just a little disproportionate to his achievements here. He gets cheers?

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 01:27 PM) How about I grate ur face with a cheese grater? great!

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 01:14 PM) For those who say Pods isnt an upgrade. I'll grate you the defense, but the batting stands on its own legs Owens and Pods are near identical in career batting average (yes, Owens has a smaller sample size) and have the potential to have similar stolen base numbers. Pods has significant major leage experience he can bring to the club. I think Pods>Ownes>Wise I must say I've never heard that term before.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 01:12 PM) Hurray for lowered standards. Hard to blame Ozzie though. he's been handed nothing but crap to work with. I just pray that BA looks decent enough at the plate in the coming week or so to make all of this controversy moot.

QUOTE (Capn12 @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 12:47 PM) And I can almost guaran-damn-tee you that Ozzie will use Pods in CF over BA most of the time now. If Makowiak, Griffey, Everett, and Swisher could play CF for Ozzie then so will Pods.

QUOTE (Brian @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 10:43 AM) What if you are dating a girl who has a younger sister and would score you mega points if you took both of them to see it? I'd begin questioning why I was hanging out with a chick that wanted to see Hannah Montana.

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 09:55 AM) I would say slim and none, since it's been three years now. *cough*

What are the odds KW makes a move soon for a competent CF?

QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 09:27 AM) Get a W for me on my birthday. Happy Birthday Mike! (in garbled Haray Caray voice)

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 09:29 AM) I would rather put up with the screaming kids(and subsequent banning) than the week long silent treatment from my wife for saying I wont take my daughter because I would get banned from soxtalk. My daughter is past HM as well, but the Jonas Brothers are on her radar now. Sorry. I didn't realize your testicles already evaporated.

QUOTE (bmags @ Apr 13, 2009 -> 09:07 PM) huffpo doesn't do any original reporting They actually announced a few weeks ago that they were hiring reporters to do original reporting.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 09:18 AM) You sooooooo don't have a daughter, do you? I do. Thankfully she hates Hannah Montana. But if she liked her I'd tell her to go with some friends.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Apr 14, 2009 -> 09:10 AM) Anyone know what kind of velocity he had? Fastball clocked at 94. Changeup of 83. Even had a sharp biting knuckler.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 13, 2009 -> 09:28 PM) Daughters automatically rescind this suspension(although I havent seen it yet. But I am sure at some point my daughter and nieces will want to see it, and I will have to see it as well) And SS2K should agree with this, since there are going to be some embarrassing movies coming up for him No rescinding of suspension. Get a friend, neighbor, or wife to take the daughters. This movie will make your testicles evaporate.

and Doctor.

Thank you DJ for keeping us in the game but bring in the big guns for the 8th and 9th inning.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Apr 13, 2009 -> 02:13 PM) Middle of our lineup is SMOKINNNNNNNNNN Minus the guy I felt should have had today off.

Nice AB for Paulie. Way to go.

Who's warming up in the pen for us?

I love GOD almighty.