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QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:41 PM) Q sits again? Man, Ozzie, at this point, why bother?

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:50 PM) I nominate myself as manager of 2012 White Sox. I have no experience other than watching baseball for years but it can't be that hard. Check this, I'll use a twitter account so that fans can tweet me the right moves to make during the game. They can tweet me what they think the lineup should be and give reasons why. Hell, they can even tell me stats of certain players so I can bench them if necessary. I think many minds are better than one and we can all take credit for guiding the SOX to the WS next year. Who's with me? *crickets*

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:39 PM) I didn't know there was another kind of Terry Bevington I lol'd.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:49 PM) knuckles? Hairless is preferred.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:45 PM) I'm an ass man myself. I like it all. Mouth, bewbs, vag, bum. EDIT: oh and of course a sparkling personality

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:47 PM) Don't make go and get bozzie to straighten you suckas out. He's busy looking up interesting metaphors for a four paragraph post this afternoon, I reckon.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:38 PM) Definitely, but I was only 15 in 2000. I wasn't as aware of advanced statistics or our proclivity to fail down the stretch. It was more just magical. Yeah, I hear that. I was also absolutely CRUSHED in 2000 (being 17). 93 and the rise of Frank were amazing and got me to the Sox at age 10, the late nineties had some epic-bad pitching, 2000 was sweet, 2001-2004 were very frustrating, 2005 was jizz central, and since it's been a cavalcade of frustration. EDIT: Someone retroactively give Frank that MVP Award for 2000, already. Stupid juicin' Giambi.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:29 PM) So does not get the love it deserves. I agree entirely.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:36 PM) Thank you, sir. He called you an "ass dude".

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:22 PM) It's not for me. I won't put a red cent towards it, as those people do not even attempt to care for their computers. It'll get destroyed pretty quickly. I've tried dozens of times to teach them very simple things to keep the computer running well, and what not to download, which emails not to open, etc. They don't listen. And they won't put any money towards a new computer until this one is completely dead, and there will be a gap of a few months to a couple of years before they get another. Whenever I visit my parents or my wife's mother I take a few moments to open s***ty Internet Explorer, see how many awful toolbars have been downloaded/activated, and then head over to control panel or add-ons and get rid of them.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:21 PM) De Aza should be playing instead of AJP in order to see if he has any chance of being more than a platoon player. I do predict Viciedo homers tonight, maybe even twice. Viciedo will go 5-5 with 20 RBI and a boner.

QUOTE (knightni @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:15 PM) http://www.cappelsinc.com/catalog.asp?prod...;showprevnext=1 Someone needs to buy about 4 dozen and mail them to KW for distribution. KW would burn the box.

QUOTE (sircaffey @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 03:09 PM) He was fantastic in Ladybugs. Back to School / Caddyshack

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 02:26 PM) Heavy Rain, for sure. Amazing story. RENT NO BUY

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 01:27 PM) Am I the only one (had to have been old enough of course) that enjoyed that '93 season more than '05? I can't explain it. Maybe because I was only 10 and it was still a 'kids' game to me at the time. This is when I also knew that the Sox, not the Bulls or Bears, had my heart. The Bulls had just 3-peated a few months earlier and I was nowhere near as elated as I was when the Sox simply took the division. I really thought we were going to take Toronto that year. The way Alvarez/Bere were pitching down the stretch, plus that Frank guy. f***! QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 01:29 PM) I get that same feeling, but it was for 2000. Idiots. 2005 was the tits.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 08:40 AM) Can't have this thread without this... SHOUT OUT TO NANCY! So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him) Go on and kiss him goodbye, na-na na-na-na na na Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye [fade in] Hey hey-ey, goodbye Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye [repeat many times and fade out] You picked the absolute lamest way to post this.

QUOTE (Cali @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 02:51 PM) That pink slip should be delivered September 29th. It won't be. They'll be trying to trade him so he'll be our manager for awhile.

QUOTE (robinventura23 @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 01:25 PM) That is hilarious.

I really don't see LaRussa as a realistic option. He's just the name to connect. Cooper shouldn't be manager, it's got to be someone these clowns haven't already started ignoring. Maybe the Twins will can Gardenhire!

In all reality, who are we looking at here? I have a hard time believing Jerry would open the pocketbook. Is there even any idea of whom KW wants?

The sarcasm that has taken over this thread makes me happy. Some hilarious s*** this last page, especially the Stanton stuff. Oh, and Ozzie?

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 02:29 PM) No s***. That has seemed rather obvious for a while. You and I have been saying that since at least June.

Brian Anderson

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Sep 15, 2011 -> 10:43 AM) http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-food-sno...ke-me-look-fat/ I’m considered super obese because I’m 200lbs and only 5’8”. When I joke about this people say, "No you're not." I don’t feel that I’m fat but I worry about my health. I have regard for myself. If you don't feel fat at 200 lbs at only 5'8", then you clearly have no regard for yourself. You are fat, and you should get in shape and stop making fun of other fat people, guy.