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And apparently, neither do you. Not everyone shares your opinion. Good for you and your moral stance. There's no need to s*** on others for theirs. And, in my opinion, shows a sign of weakness to blindly follow what you've been told and no strength to think outside the box.

It could not be "official" until 11/1 when Tim's contract with the Spo's expired.

Nope. Kelly is doing much better. Mark my words... we'll be talking good things about him next year.

They give you 2 hours. Plenty of time to vote, IMO.

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He's going to St Louis.. where he'll excel I'm sure.

My apologies.. I think it's BS that it's Kelly's fault.

So... the Sox are trying to trade him.. and not disclose that information.. and Kelly is the bad guy for it coming out..? For the record.. I think the trade was BS. Kelly was sent down to rot because he's the player rep and that's what happens to the player reps.

I believe it means they refrain from all sexual gratification. Including masturbation.

If I had experience.. I'd find you..

Agree eye... Of course I have no experience with anything like this.. but I can't imagine a "normal" person would not try to help a bleeding person or at least be freaking out on some level. She's definitely a few cards short of a full deck.

I assume violence against others isn't normal so I would agree that anyone who does crap like this is insane on some level.

I have an excellent feeling that the payroll moves upward an additional $10 to $12 million over the additions that were made this year.

I'm sure.

Not a chance. She'll get.. ehem.. off.. just like Lorana Bobbit did.

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Not a snowballs chance in hell.

You mean no fall out.

OK.. which is it.. he "claimed" he was hurt.. or the "dead arm" is fact..?? :rolly

Kelly's going to St Louis.. where he will prove the "dead arm" to be wrong and pitch in the WS next year.

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No kidding. I played again last night. Started with $200. Down to my last $40, went all in with a possible flush (dealt 3 hearts). A pair of 5's were on the board and I caught the flush on the river and won a $430 pot. Very sweet. I probably should quit while I'm ahead...

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I like party poker.. A LOT. I played today since I was home. Started with $50 left with $900. Jim will be so happy when he sees that. Cha ching!!

No idea. Although DJ's contract was just extended I thought, and if that's the case I don't know what he would do. I assume he wants to stay in broadcasting. I don't think a threesome of those three would work.