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1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking with others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions, "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when you back up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 16. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. 19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the complimentary mints by the cash register. 20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. 21. type only in lowercase. 22. dont use any punctuation either 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets. 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait -- I messed it up." Then repeat. 27. Ask people what gender they are. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 30. Sing along at the opera. 31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, then scribble their answers in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles." 33. Tell your friends that you can't attend their party, five days prior to the event, because you're "not in the mood."

I know best, too. Nice folks..

If I didn't know better.... I'd say that Jugger is Windsock Roman...

OMFG!!!

You are so nasty RR.

Ahhhhhh!!! My eyes.. my eyes!!!

Anyone got a picture of this hotti..... I mean.. of this guy..?

Yep.... root beer all over the place.

Did someone tell these rookies about the "special posters"...

Yea Jim! Also.. Congrats QP... and Godspeed

From Brando, to Jugger.. with love

Don't sweat it.. soon enough someone will hear him say he will not play for the Sox after he applies for FA and the s*** will hit the fan...

OK. You get a pass then.

4th...?? You think he's equal to Scott or John..??

They're "family"... (crooked nose jesture )

I missed this previously... And I find it interesting that all of our reps have both confidentiality and non-compete agreements and we give recomendation letters all the time... Just don't breat the rules of the agreement and we wont have to sue their asses

Get it. We have an 18 or 19 inch one.

Have it at a golf course instead. Low people limits, and the plates are generally $4 to $7 cheaper. Food and atmosphere is better also. IMO. And better picture ops, too.

You're an asshole. A lying asshole to boot.

And it's Valentin, too..

Naa... Ncorg would never let his boy lie about maggs.

I hope this MF'er gets assulted each and every single day while he's in prison!! http://www.nbc5.com/news/3425538/detail.html Dad Gets 50 Years For Raping Child Who Killed Self POSTED: 1:21 pm EDT June 16, 2004 SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- A father was sentenced to 50 years to life in prison Wednesday for raping his 11-year-old daughter, who later hanged herself. Timothy Lucie, 46, stood stoically as Onondaga County Judge William Walsh imposed back-to-back sentences of 25 years to life for his conviction on first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy charges. Lucie said nothing before Walsh sentenced him. His wife, Andrea Lucie, hurried from the courtroom in tears, refusing to talk to reporters. She testified in her husband's defense. "In all my years on this planet, I've never been at a loss for words. Today, I am," Walsh said. "My sentence will have to speak for me." Walsh said he would recommend that Lucie serve his sentence at the Clinton Correctional Facility, in a special program that isolates inmates who may be at risk from other prisoners because of the crimes they committed. Lucie was convicted last month following an eight-day trial. He also was convicted of endangering the welfare of a child. He has appealed his conviction. Lucie was accused of sexually assaulting his daughter, Valerie, in the shower at their Syracuse home Sept. 30. Hours later her 8-year-old brother found her hanging from her bedpost by a dogcollar and leash in what police said was an apparent suicide. A furniture business owner, Lucie confessed to the rape after a six-hour interrogation on Oct. 13. He then recanted as police prepared to put the confession on videotape. Lucie claimed his confession was coerced by police, who he said threatened to arrest his wife and take away his four younger sons if he didn't admit to the sexual attack. Defense attorney Ken Moynihan had little to say, other than objecting to prosecutors' characterization that Lucie was not remorseful about this daughter's death. Moynihan said Lucie "deeply misses" his daughter, but prosecutors never gave him the chance to properly grieve because they immediately made him the subject of a criminal investigation. Chief Assistant District Attorney Christine Garvey asked Walsh to give Lucie 50 years in prison, saying he "deserved every second in state prison that this court can sentence him to." Garvey said there is typically a time at sentencing when family members are allowed to speak on behalf of the victim. "But there is no one from Valerie Lucie's family to be that child's voice. It is truly sad. An 11-year-old is dead and she doesn't have anybody from her family -- not her aunts or her uncles, or her grandparents, to say what a wonderful child she was, how she was loved and how she will be missed," Garvey said. Instead, Garvey read a short letter composed by Leslie Plucknette, Valerie's former third-grade teacher at Fairbanks Road Elementary School in the Churchville-Chili School District near Rochester. Plucknette sat through the entire trial and was in her usual second-row seat for Wednesday's sentencing. Plucknette's letter described Valerie as an engaging, excitable child, "a petite, little girl with a smile as wide as her braids were long." Plucknette said Valerie "sang with the voice of an angel," and was the star of her third-grade class' performance of "Charlotte's Web." After court, Plucknette stood in the hallway, showing off a photograph of Valerie at a party with some friends. "If he stays in jail for 50 years, that would be justice," she said. Several jurors also attended the sentencing. Foreman Michael Spado said he, too, was there for Valerie. "That poor little girl only had 11 years. Fifty years is a satisfactory sentence but it can't bring Valerie back," Spado said. Spado said the jury was not allowed to consider Valerie's death as it deliberated the case. However, Spado said he personally held Lucie responsible for Valerie's death.