Everything posted by Steff
- Heaven
- Heaven
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Curious Thought/Question
Yep... and the elements would be even worse that they already are. Geez... now we're back to the view of the park..? Are we that SOL?
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Curious Thought/Question
What a great picture.. Damn.. look at all the people.
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Curious Thought/Question
That's the story I've always been told. Nothing to do with utilities.
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Possible Three Way Deal
That's where they'll be holding us.. err... them.
- Blacks
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Make a quick $100
Eh.. everyone is being boring today.
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Possible Three Way Deal
Oh I can just see the news report tonight... "And in local news that fan fest thing going on for the... the... (Bob what's that team's name...?).. oh.. the White Sox.. GM Kenny Williams was pushed down a flight of stairs. 10,384 people are being held for questioning"
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Heaven
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion And, my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," the woman told him. "Which word ?" her husband asked "Czechoslovakia." Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be Hell to pay later.
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What was with Chicago Expressways today?!
I left before Jim as he had to take the dog to the doggie hotel , so I missed all of them. He just got to work.
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Possible Three Way Deal
That appears to be the million $$ question..
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Possible Three Way Deal
Right.. with those additions. Problem is.. those additions haven't been made and don't appear to be a priority.
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Possible Three Way Deal
With the uncertianty of the pitching staff... yea. If we can't stop them from scoring we might as well at least try to score more than them
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Possible Three Way Deal
Yea.. I know. You're going tonight, right?
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Possible Three Way Deal
I can't put my finger on it.. but I don't like Erstad. And a GG in 2000 means nothing after 4 years. Also, I don't think he's got the speed to patrol the outfield anymore.
- Off to NY
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The Official Soxfest Thread
Hold on.. let me check something.. are you seeing my messages?
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KW Answers My Question
I'd take that to the bank. I don't know if Rick did or not. I'll ask this weekend if I see anyone that might know..
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The Official Soxfest Thread
Abo.. aim me please...
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Bush Flunks Math, Again
Oye ve!! I come here to get AWAY from work...
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KW Answers My Question
Well.. that's your opinion, and you're certiantly entitled to it.
- Pudge deal just about done
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Cleveland Indians and Gay Porn
Oh man.. you are so getting your ass kicked tomorrow!!! First this... Then this biooottccchhh !!!
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Cleveland Indians and Gay Porn
Your posts are getting boring guys... someone call someone gay and heat it up..